ARE GAMERS NERDS? - Google Autocomplete Game! (2 Jun 2017)

Fri Jun 02, 2017 10:38 pm

:25 - Poop, sex, and death.
:45 - (1) "help my p..."
:59 - Dan objects to penis not being an option.
1:29 - Dan and Phil showdown. (Phil wants to fite.)
1:48 - Dan popping his knuckles; Phil's reaction is my reaction.
1:58 - (2) "why can't i"
2:23 - They both laugh tiny little laughs at the word poop.
2:47 - (3) "is big"
2:57 - Dan the skeptic, Phil the conspiracy theorist.
3:12 - Phil expertly winding Dan up about the Loch Ness elephant. I admire his dedication to the story.
3:50 - Don't get Phil started on Avril Lavigne's clone.
3:59 - (Or it's a liopleurodon. Because you CAN make old references, Dan.)
4:00 - (4) "can i be a j"
4:37 - (5) "my boyfriend can"
4:39 - censorinod; also, I love this entire answer portion
5:04 - "Men being unable to-" "Do things." "-finish a lady's-" "Stop it!" "Process." "Process?" and then the cutest little shove from Phil.
5:18 - (6) "are your p"
5:34 - Robot Phil confirmed.
5:42 - Phil starting the pick up line, Dan finishing it and grinning and fingerpointing at Phil. Obviously, context, but also: damn. So cute.
6:21 - "No one watching this is three, Phil."
6:35 - (7) "can i shoot"
7:06 - Guns are bad. Don't kill owls.
7:09 - (8) "are rocks"
7:37 - Existential contemplation with Dan.
7:51 - Phil said dizzy. Hehe.
8:02 - Phil fails to break Dan's mind with his concept of fire being alive.
8:21 - (8) "are g"
8:36 - Dan: "But I wanted to contemplate genetically modified things." Phil, in the most patient voice ever: "Lets not do that today."
8:39 - (9) "are there any g"
8:52 - Phil correcting Dan about it being a hacker and not someone who wants bird flu.
9:06 - Phil's second choice answer is 'gay country singers.'
9:07 - One of those moments where Dan says Phil's name and Phil seems to respond as though Dan might be about to say something to him and not for the video.
9:12 - Dan's scrunchy face at sports.
9:14 - (10) "why are white"
9:17 - Dan: "I don't know Phil, why do you exist?"
9:30 - Dan: "Protect the environment." Topical.
9:32 - Phil teasing Dan for a misspeak.
9:50 - (11) "are gamers" - Dan eyes the camera and Phil is laughing at the question.
9:55 - Dan: "I have hand cramp but good reactions."
10:00 - Dan making an actual case to Phil as to why someone who games is better in bed, Phil intently listening. (Dan's face goes so pink.)
10:46 - (12) "my mind is be"
11:10 - Phil controls Dan's mind.
11:34 - (13) "millennials are killing"
11:36 - Dan goes straight to 'the yiff industry.'
12:15 - (14) "is this f"
12:47 - Phil anticipates Dan is reaching the end of his tunnel.
13:26 - (15) "why are b"
14:17 - (16) "is a"
15:00 - Rating system at the top of the page shows that they answered 23 questions total.