Trying To See Things Without My Glasses (28 September 2019)

[lefthandedism]

[lefthandedism]

i feel like doing some commentary i haven't done it in so long so here:

- First things first, when I grow out my roots it looks like shit. Yet when Phil does it, it's kind of a look? Unfair.
- I might have started crying a bit when I heard Dan off screen. Joint content. Sort of.
- They just reused the Dan Is Wearing Pajamas excuse from the Not Milk Challenge.
- bants bants bants
- I still kinda love the Voldemort pic. Even if he does look paler than ever in it, it's just good.
- "He was hot enough to eat." Phil reminding us that we live in the PCOU, just in case we forgot (we didn't, but are thankful anyway).
- Dan's hyena laugh when he realizes he just gave Phil the biggest clue about the picture of the queen.
- PSA on the importance of not straining your eyes.
- That picture of the spreaded legs with the mouth in the middle is gonna give me nightmares for days.
- Phil: Brings back liveshows. Us: Blurry surprised Pikachu face
- "What kind of characteristics would you bestow upon this man?" thatsbait.gif
- lmao at Phil calling the moustache dodgy. I bet he teased Dan about it via text during their time apart.
- I involuntarily know that BTS has an album called Map of Persona so maybe Phil should just claim the win for that one.
- Phil describing a penis is magical.
- "Bring it on, biatch."
- Anthony really does look like Dan in that pic... I thought they stopped really looking alike a while ago but maybe not.
- Phil: "It has Fallopian vibes..." Dan: "Yeah, slight ovarian energy." Not sure why this exchange made my laugh so much, but it did.
- A Blurry Furry
- Dan asking Phil whether he wants to be in that image and Phil immediately knowing he is Up To Some Shit.
- Naked mole rats definitely look cuter in cartoons than irl.
- Ok nvm the legs with the mouth, that Phil pic/edit/whatever is gonna be this week's nightmare fuel.
- more bants.

In conclusion, I loved the video and it's nice that something familiar is coming back instead of taken away. I'm a pretty satisfied phannie rn

[itasca00]

I enjoyed this video so much! Not just because Dan was in it, but also because it turns out I’ve been missing Phil’s brand of lighthearted content much more than I realized. Here are my highlights:

• The first thing I noticed was that it looks like Phil has about an inch of roots showing. Could he be considering stopping dying his hair? (I doubt it.)
• [0:01] Dan starts singing off-camera, indicating that he’s going to be in the video!!!
• [0:05] Phil reveals that he went to an optician recently, and he had to get a stronger prescription: -3.75 for both of his eyes.
• [0:47] Phil asks Dan why he’s not on camera, and Dan (indignantly) admits that he’s wearing pajamas. To get back at Phil with his own “exposition,” Dan says that the only reason he’s in the video is because he’s the only person Phil knows.
• [5:16] Phil says that there’s not much difference between Dan and Waluigi. Dan takes it as a compliment. Not entirely sure what to make of this...
• [6:27] Dan shows Phil this photo of Dan with a mustache, and he asks Phil to ascribe characteristics to the man in the photo. Phil says the man has a very small head. After guessing the photo correctly, Phil describes Dan’s mustache as “dodgy,” before later apologizing, saying that it was very tasteful in France. Dan is highly offended.
• [7:38] Dan shows Phil this photo he took of a phallic cactus. Phil immediately sees that it is very phallic, but Dan tries to persuade him that it’s not and that he just has his mind in the gutter. After Phil correctly guesses the image, they call it the “penis cactus,” the “dick cactus,” the “dicktus,” and the “peen cactus.”
• [8:10] Dan shows Phil this photo of a person holding a rat in their lap, which again looks extremely phallic. The following exchange ensues:

  D: Innocent mind.
  P: My--
  D: What’s that?
  P: *laughs*
  D: Oh, what? Behave!
  P: Right--
  D: What is it? What do you think it is?
  P: A penis.
  D: Grow up, Phil!
  P: What--What is it then?
  D: Why do you think that?
  P: ‘Cause it’s like a *laughs* I don’t wanna get demonetized!
  D: You have to say it, Phil!
  P: Okay, I--It’s like a long, floppy, pink...colored object.
  D: *laughs*
  P: *laughs*

• [9:39] Dan shows Phil this photo of Anthony Padilla, and Phil becomes convinced that it’s a picture of Dan.
• [11:09] Dan promises Phil that nothing is cursed in this video and that all of the images are wholesome, especially this cartoon of a naked man straddling a human-sized goldfish. Phil thinks it looks like a sunset with a pig in the foreground, and Dan asks if Phil wants to be in this image. Sensing the trick, Phil declines.
• [12:42] Dan shows Phil this horrifying image of Phil during an Interactive Introverts meet and greet. They question whether it’s an edit, but Phil is able to successfully recreate the photo.
• [13:31] At the end of the video, Phil doesn’t want Dan to leave:

  P: Um…
  D: Bye.
  P: But, no, I’ve got things to say.
  D: I don’t.
  P: You can go.
  D: Okay.
  P: I thought you were saying “bye” for me. I was like *laughs*
  D: No, I’m leaving.
  P: Okay, thanks, Dan. Bye!

• [13:44] Phil announces that he’s going to be doing liveshows again! He’s going to chat, do some gaming, react to things that viewers send in, and do some giveaways. The first one is going to be Sunday, September 29.
• [14:19] Clumsy Phil does some scary balancing and waving around of a lit candle containing glass, hot wax, and an open flame.
• Once again, Phil has links to the three versions of the AmazingPhil Shop in the video description, and there is no link to the Dan and Phil Shop.