:05 - "You can listen to this like a podcast." is the only thing close to a motto for Dan and Phil that has come out of 2017.
:27 - Straight in there with the new video spon. Gotta say, Dan did it with a little more pizazz. (Pizzaz? Pizaz? Pizzas?)
:55 - "I do like it," Phil says, in the voice of someone who doesn't really like it.
1:06 - He shows the back of the shirt and now I don't like it either. (Also, fun Phil facts: he's not one for a slogan on the back.)
1:30 - He would have been down for it if it had been a rhyme/a dad joke.
1:45 - He can't return the cheese outfit so he's going to save it for sexplay I mean a video.
2:02 - He thinks camo dungarees sound stupid, yet they suited him.
2:30 - He starts to come clean with his addiction to making the same camo joke every five minutes. (Also he might keep the dungarees.)
2:51 Other things he's keeping: the white trainers, a white jumper with sushi design that came too late for filming, the red shoes.
3:47 - He'll give the white ripped jeans to Dan. "I think they would suit him." He prefers the black ones for himself.
4:14 - Does not think he's a beanie person. I agree.
5:32 - He might do another one, for the next season of fashion. Spring/summer collection.
5:50 - He will not be wearing a sleeveless plaid shirt any time soon.
6:14 - He mentions the yellow Adventure Time hoodie.
6:43 - Shooting for the new Dan and Phil calendar. There's a theme and they're stepping it up this year with a photographer. Three days to actually shoot it.
8:35 - Phil turns paper shuffling into a weird almost phallic joke.
8:45 - DAPG promo/blooper reel announcement.
10:10 - Phil about to block someone on younow because they don't know what the gaming channel is.
11:54 - Weirdly long segment on rock paper scissors but it involves the cute domestic "we're on this wavelength" bit so it's okay.
14:50 - Weirdly long segment about brunch in which Phil is incredibly passionate about the waffle he had. Like, I know people joke about his breakfast food tweets being robot and bland but holy shit I hope in my life I love something as much as Phil loves sugary food.
18:04 - Passport photos chat.
19:21 - He reads out someone whose name sounds like Dan's and then clarifies it isn't Dan.
19:46 - He'd rather take his passport photo with a machine instead of a person because he finds the idea of telling someone he wants to retake the photo "intimidating."
20:29 - Holy shit I never realized how much Phil slouches to get in frame for the liveshows.
20:45 - I thought he was gonna do a hand soap haul, but it's only one soap. I want my money back.
21:52 - Someone asks Phil his video making process, holy shit it's a real question that isn't 'say hi to' or 'name my pet.'
22:27 - He relaxes his brain to get ideas. Does a bullet point list instead of scripting. Check the lighting, do preliminary edits the same day you record it when it's fresh in your mind. Title/thumbnail are most important things, grab people but don't be clickbaity.
24:15 - They've been vlogging some little bits of the calendar experience. (Not a ditl.)
24:38 - He got a new phone (iphone 8) because he got a new phone contract.
25:05 - He got a purple case. Excuse me while I wipe a tear away remembering back when he got a purple case and was afraid it didn't look manly enough and didn't use it for long. Now he wants us all to see his purple case.
27:36 - He had a caramelized pecan latte. It was pretty great.
27:55 - He likes a week of spoops.
29:33 - He might have some of his pale thighs on show. (Ripped black jeans.)
29:40 - Quacksack? I don't get it but Phil laughed.
29:53 - He does like puzzles, doesn't like jigaw ones even though he and his family used to do them in Portugal. He did one of his waifu Buffy's face.
31:05 - Phil can't remember what real time strategy games are called and says that Dan tells him but he's clearly not listening. The real Dan vs Phil: nagging boyfriend vs oblivious boyfriend.
31:35 - Dil's bday/Sims.
31:50 - Twenty seconds on Dil, two minutes on gaming merch spon. Get that money, Phil.
32:50 - Blade Runner. He only saw it studying it for media studies, which kind of ruined it. Has IMAX tickets for the sequel.
33:37 - Gerald's Game. Watch Phil's face as he realizes he's recommending something definitely for adults to his mostly child audience.
34:00 - Most horrific thing he's ever seen, both of them were [makes horrified gestures]. He's a different person.
34:20 - "Dan and I. Me and Dan. Let's just make our own language."
34:34 - AHS
34:40 - Kicked dan out of the lounge to watch Doctor Foster finale (which was sad).
35:40 - Riverdale. He thinks it's back too soon, needs his year off.
35:58 - I'll never understand why he likes Friends. Also goes on to talk about a few more tv shows/anime/etc.
37:15 - His mum sees months as colors.
37:31 - RIP Announcement Moose. ('our most prized possession')
38:50 - Things like homecoming are always better than you expect, and also no one cares about you. (What I take away from this: he's anxious/uncomfortable in tuxes.)
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Dan and Misc Watch 2017 
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Phinal Tally: said ‘Dan’ 15 times 
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