OUR ALIEN BABY IS GROWING! - Dan and Phil Play: Sims 4 #44 (1 Sep 2017)

[mermaid blood]

[mermaid blood]

2.35 - dan: throw me in the trash with your legs
3.15 - Draw Phil Naked nostalgia. dan does priss face.
Phil sings randomly and incorrectly, dan stares at him. freaking adorable interaction.
3.40 - phil: ('lit-rally') it's as if 2013 dan was a rock.
4.00 - phil is adamant about telling the teacher in a bully situation. dan is more hesitant, anticipates blame
5.45 - and this is when phil ceases to observe dan's personal space
6.40 - phil: i used to draw everyone without any arms..psychologically analyse me as a child
9.47 - dan looks at phil during a technical glitch
10.46 - phil does his dorky little amused laugh at dan's silliness
11.30 they have ginger kid, it's destiny.
12.08 - phil: is this a little alien tuxedo? (super high pitched] awww i wanna die!
12.40 - phil: yes! everything dalien has should be pastel
13.00 - decide his alien self should be accepted and they shouldn't switch it to the ginger kid permanently
16.00 - future peek into their parenting style (no spoiling the kids)
17.00 - bonding time between dab and his baby brother; dan makes no comments relating himself
17.15 - one of them has edited across the screen a correction to dan's word flub
17.45 - phil can't stomach a hot breakfast, then lists hot breakfasts he likes. dan clarifies he doesn't like savoury. v domestic. phil: give me some cereal over a big sausage
(what about an average sausage phil?)
18.45 - neither of them had family breakfasts growing up.
19.05 - joke that they don't want anyone to talk to them, look or breathe near them when they first wake up - a lie, because we know from DITL that at least one point in the past they were waiting for each other to wake up to have breakfast together (over anime).
20.48 - phil's cute dorky laugh again
22.00 - confirmed: dab is a dick
22.48 - dan: it looks so weird, phil.
phil: i like it [moves shoulders]
23.25 - phil never got to make a volcano science project, dan tells story about his, phil looks only mildly interested (lol) and awkward. he's probably heard it before.
25.15 - joking about youtube content that gets views
26.15 - phil: i'm living! [claps hands over mouth]
26.25 - dan introduces angst to the perfect family portrait - he feels this is the mood in tv shows where something terrible happens next episode

[alittledizzy]

:25 - They have entirely given up the idea that this is anything but a Dan and Phil parenting simulator.
:54 - Phil: "We'll be good parents." Dan: "Will we?"
1:53 - Fixing the things that fans complained about in the house.
3:15 - Draw Phil naked theme song, Dan makes him do the long version.
3:44 - The literalite. Phil: "It's as if 2013 Dan was a rock."
4:15 - Phil has a strong stance on Dan standing up for himself.
6:44 - Phil used to draw everyone without arms, invites people to psychoanalyze him.
11:44 - The ginger hair is the hair they want to have.
15:02 - Phil was the shy kid who sat in the corner instead of going down the slide with other kids in the play areas.
17:46 - Dan translates "hot breakfast" into "savoury breakfast" for Phil.
18:48 - Phil never had family breakfasts, just sat on the couch with his cereal.
22:54 - Dan thinks the Howlters are living a "goals" existence.
23:34 - Dan tells his volcano story. Phil doesn't care/has heard this story so many times.
26:24 - Dan talks about this being the perfect snapshot of the perfect day before drama starts or someone dies.