Woot! Go you
human for suggesting and predicting this game. Funstrating indeed!
Phil is wearing a corgi shirt from Hot Topic!!! I saw it in stores a few days ago and told my husband Phil needs it, though the fabric quality is not that great.
http://www.hottopic.com/product/corgi-a ... 50573.html
Toaster sounds. Dolphins being born. "Simulators".
"Your true fantasy". A slice of bread. Which TBH is all Dan has ever dreamed of role playing as.
Seedy multigrain bread with marmalade. "You're that weird outsider seedy bread."- Dan
Dan judging Phil for wanting to come home and stick/sink his teeth into that buttery goodness.
(No you're not about that life Dan...)
"I'm still quite edible though apparently"- Dan
"I want to break free!"- Dan singing
"You butter glutton"- Dan
"I'm not a butter glutton"- Phil
"You are. You're saying give me that butter, I want to rub my face on it"- Dan (stop projecting)
Things I heard Phil say: "Yaass" "Come on lads" "Dad take me to the toaster" "I am not toast" "you're like the skater kid I always dreamed of being" "just imagine you're Spider-Man but you're made out of bread" "oh my gosh, this is so arousing" "Yes Dan, this is beautiful" "teet and flip" "just flop it in"
(His commentary is the best, Dan. All the yeses and Dans, someone needs to do a tally. I love how Phil says "oh my gosh")
Very leaning, much arm touching.
"Does this mean it's going to toast?"- squealing Dan
(It was not you drama queen.)
"What sickos out there would want me to do this again?"- Dan
"Mee!"- Phil
"Do you want the end of my life?"- Dan
"Yaass"- Phil
"Oh god." -Dan
Phil still has bandaid on finger, sides are short, probably filmed a week ago.
(That would still be a very small bedroom to film in, sorry.)