I've officially become the first person on IDB (I think) to sit down, ignore every other important work related aspect of their life, and watch the documentary and do time stamps of favorite or significant moments. I know what you're thinking and yes, I am indeed a piece of shit and have two essays due for tomorrow morning and it is indeed 5.30 in the evening.So, skip over my spoiler if you're not interested in my stupid ramblings where half my time stamps are "OMFG", "WTF" or "PHIRU", I've bolded everything I thought was the most significant though or I thought made for some good discussion. Low and behold, this long, long, long ass post:
1.27 so apparently the question “Why do you always wear cat whisker on your face?” was such a ridiculous and strange question to Phil, that they then responding ironically by drawing whiskers on their faces and now THIS is an iconic symbol and all based on some randomer who is rather out of the loop, lol, never knew that
2.10 “good origin story…that’s up there with batman” I know Dan says this sarcastically but he’s actually right IMO
3.03 THIS IS SUCH A WEIRD VIDEO WHAT IS IT????
4.10 Dil Draw My Life? Seriously? Every precious second counts and I don’t want Dil to be in them.
5.50 Ed is now my cinnamon bun, seriously, lovely guy, where’s his fandom, eh?
5.55 “quite a few weeks watching hours and hours of their videos” did Ed really NEED to watch all their videos or was it an excuse for falling down the phan rabbit hole, I wonder if he found the 2009 phan thread on tumblr ? lol
6.00 “try to understand who they were, what their fans were like and what makes them tick” this speaks volumes in itself, Ed you crafty guy, oh you
6.13 fringeless boys with sweaty foreheads for all the perverts like me out there
6.24 yeah, deppy control freaks, o rly, hu wuda tot?
6.30 Dans arms are covered in stickers. Wtf. WHAT THE FUCK MATE. Tell me anybody else get that fugly sappy feeling in your cold beating heart like I do?????
6.37 there’s filth on dan’s cheek. He’s like a toddler covered in stickers and flecks of sharpie lol
6.50 a benevolent Shrek looks over his children
6.55 DIVA ALERT, the towel, the overreaction, damn
7,00 they made the play in under two weeks. If this says anything about deppy’s procrastination, then I don’t know what will
7.34-7.37 can someone gif this lil phil twirl, it’s so pretty
8.36 Ed moment I’m turning into Ed trash now, cool guy
8.58 official image of the music sheet if anybody cares
11.06 Phil doing the “spotty dog”, exaggerated walking, fails at walking, dan: aggggHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GAD YOU JUST DID IT WRONGGGGGG!!!! In the most highest voice ever, I’m replaying and replaying over and over again
11.20 Phil puts wrong arm/leg out
choreographer: PHIL!
Dan: AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
What it sounds like:
11.38 Ed is Phan Trash, fight me
14.00 Okay llama legs, literally looks like a furry outfit, I wonder if Dan has a top half somewhere? Maybe this was his furry awakening?
14.38 Look, Dan could have very well have linted himself, but no, Philly boy did it for him lol and Dan sexy knowing gaze at the camera doesn’t help
14.47 Deppy’s attempt at looking like old men fails as they look like they’re cosplaying anime characters
15.08 Sexy Phil in different Shirts montage“Shirty you won the X Factor!”
“You’re calling it SHIRTY?”
“Yeah.” Phil growls that wtf
15.37 I love Phil’s sassy Shakira hips pose
17.13 funny how scripted talking shit sounds natural for them talking about being moist
19.20 Dan chases Phil wearing Dil helmet
19.50 I love how feather boas and metallic streamers represent Phil’s personality lol
19.59 that lil look just fuck me up
20.37 candid Dan profile shot for all the middle aged nose perverts out there
20.59 funny dan’s instant reaction to make fun of Phil’s motion sickness, must be something he sees a lot to casually make fun of it
21.26 showcase the two beds close together to show “hey, we’re not together but we don’t mind sleeping near each other, we don’t hate each other that much, please give us money #phan could be real, yeah? Lol”
21.45 Dan looks good
21.46 Pillow scene with Phil AKA the thing someone should pirate this film for omg so cute he’s a lil bowl of mashed potatoes
22.07 “I think it’s a coping mechanism, what is your pillow a metaphor for?” Damn, Daniel. Got me there. SO WHAT IS THE PILLOW A METAPHOR FOR, DANYUL, HM?
22.10 “It’s just a little piece of home I can take with me” well fuck me up why don’t you philly
22.15 PHIL WHO HAS FALLEN ASLEEP AND DAN HAS TAKEN THIS CUTIE VIDEO OF HIM WTF
22.29 Didn’t realize Peter Jackson directed this damn, looks like the scenic tracking shots out of Lord of The Rings
23.02 Phil looks like a child who knew they fucked up and are going to get into trouble
24.04 Tour Bus Tour with floor plan intro, OMFG THEY’RE ONTO US!!!
whoever edited this deserves an Oscar omfg
24.45 why couldn’t any Sherlockians here have informed us that there was a sliding function on the bus omfg???
27.58-28.03 whoever edited this edited it weirdly, it really plays up the “Straight man vs weird friend” shtick comedy they have going. I like discussing this because it’s what they do on the offset, that Phil is the weird guy and Dan is the serious guy but whenever they improvise or be natural they switch this around, sometimes dan being weird and phil being like “stop! No” or the other way around, whenever they do this, this was so awkwardly fake. A good example of them reversing this shtick that I can think of off the top of my head is in the easter baking video at 1.55 “no you will not disgrace the easter bunny!” or 3.19 “So what’s the method, Phil! “Stop!” “Sorry…” (all very natural I must say):
30.15 that is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen
31.35 No, I was wrong. THAT is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen
32.50 So this is what they show? Didn’t they mention like Dan ending up in bed with the piñata? They didn’t film themselves wearing matching clothes? WHAT HAPPENED IN VEGAS, THEY DID THIS ON PURPOSE!
33.57 nose picking incident, let me have a moment to myself :’)
34.15 Blink and you miss it, Phil turning over and into Dan’s elbow
34.17 Phil stretched out on the couch he’s too big for omg
35.52-35.59 wifi montage and demon dan WIFIIIIII
36.10 It’s so cute that they are shocked that the wifi password is them, “WE ARE THE PASSWORD!”
37.56 honestly? Why do deppy have such illuminati imagery more than any other youtuber or celebrity I’ve seen? WTF?
39.20 Danyul and Phiru Animu Moment
39.53 THIS EDITING IS TERRIBLE WTF
40.20 Oh Ed
40.38 shows pride flag, interesting, VERY interesting
43.37 Oh Ed
46.33 can of relentless so he can get frickin zazzed, so Phil is not the only one with a caffeine addiction, interesting
46.53 Dan’s huge fucking mouth wtf
51.04 what tense music, really gets me in the mode wow
54. 24 Phil stumbles in this spin but it’s hard to notice at first
56.28 Dan’s laugh omg
56.40 there’s such weird tension here, they want to hug but they don’t, can anybody else see that, they have this intensive look at each other but hold back, wtf?
57.24 the hero we don’t deserve, thank you Ed
59. 56 “Hey, Phil…?”
“What?”
“Let’s go home.”
“Okay.”
General thoughts: I really need a compilation video of Dan making that weird exhale through his nose laugh at something Phil says for no reason whatsoever, he does it countless times, I can’t get over it, it must mean something, like how some people just laugh at whatever someone says because they like them so much because I s2g Dan does this all the time throughout the video
I agree with Catellana, Phil looks really skinny throughout the video, I forget I’m looking at a 6’2 lanky figure instead of a petite man because damn he’s small
The lighting in deppy’s commentary changes a lot throughout the movie as the filter changes and sometimes changes in the middle of them speaking which is very obvious
Dan tongue flicks a lot. Like a LOT.
The generic music throughout is really, really off putting
2.10 “good origin story…that’s up there with batman” I know Dan says this sarcastically but he’s actually right IMO
3.03 THIS IS SUCH A WEIRD VIDEO WHAT IS IT????
4.10 Dil Draw My Life? Seriously? Every precious second counts and I don’t want Dil to be in them.
5.50 Ed is now my cinnamon bun, seriously, lovely guy, where’s his fandom, eh?
5.55 “quite a few weeks watching hours and hours of their videos” did Ed really NEED to watch all their videos or was it an excuse for falling down the phan rabbit hole, I wonder if he found the 2009 phan thread on tumblr ? lol
6.00 “try to understand who they were, what their fans were like and what makes them tick” this speaks volumes in itself, Ed you crafty guy, oh you
6.13 fringeless boys with sweaty foreheads for all the perverts like me out there
6.24 yeah, deppy control freaks, o rly, hu wuda tot?
6.30 Dans arms are covered in stickers. Wtf. WHAT THE FUCK MATE. Tell me anybody else get that fugly sappy feeling in your cold beating heart like I do?????
6.37 there’s filth on dan’s cheek. He’s like a toddler covered in stickers and flecks of sharpie lol
6.50 a benevolent Shrek looks over his children
6.55 DIVA ALERT, the towel, the overreaction, damn
7,00 they made the play in under two weeks. If this says anything about deppy’s procrastination, then I don’t know what will
7.34-7.37 can someone gif this lil phil twirl, it’s so pretty
8.36 Ed moment I’m turning into Ed trash now, cool guy
8.58 official image of the music sheet if anybody cares
11.06 Phil doing the “spotty dog”, exaggerated walking, fails at walking, dan: aggggHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GAD YOU JUST DID IT WRONGGGGGG!!!! In the most highest voice ever, I’m replaying and replaying over and over again
11.20 Phil puts wrong arm/leg out
choreographer: PHIL!
Dan: AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
What it sounds like:
11.38 Ed is Phan Trash, fight me
14.00 Okay llama legs, literally looks like a furry outfit, I wonder if Dan has a top half somewhere? Maybe this was his furry awakening?
14.38 Look, Dan could have very well have linted himself, but no, Philly boy did it for him lol and Dan sexy knowing gaze at the camera doesn’t help
14.47 Deppy’s attempt at looking like old men fails as they look like they’re cosplaying anime characters
15.08 Sexy Phil in different Shirts montage“Shirty you won the X Factor!”
“You’re calling it SHIRTY?”
“Yeah.” Phil growls that wtf
15.37 I love Phil’s sassy Shakira hips pose
17.13 funny how scripted talking shit sounds natural for them talking about being moist
19.20 Dan chases Phil wearing Dil helmet
19.50 I love how feather boas and metallic streamers represent Phil’s personality lol
19.59 that lil look just fuck me up
20.37 candid Dan profile shot for all the middle aged nose perverts out there
20.59 funny dan’s instant reaction to make fun of Phil’s motion sickness, must be something he sees a lot to casually make fun of it
21.26 showcase the two beds close together to show “hey, we’re not together but we don’t mind sleeping near each other, we don’t hate each other that much, please give us money #phan could be real, yeah? Lol”
21.45 Dan looks good
21.46 Pillow scene with Phil AKA the thing someone should pirate this film for omg so cute he’s a lil bowl of mashed potatoes
22.07 “I think it’s a coping mechanism, what is your pillow a metaphor for?” Damn, Daniel. Got me there. SO WHAT IS THE PILLOW A METAPHOR FOR, DANYUL, HM?
22.10 “It’s just a little piece of home I can take with me” well fuck me up why don’t you philly
22.15 PHIL WHO HAS FALLEN ASLEEP AND DAN HAS TAKEN THIS CUTIE VIDEO OF HIM WTF
22.29 Didn’t realize Peter Jackson directed this damn, looks like the scenic tracking shots out of Lord of The Rings
23.02 Phil looks like a child who knew they fucked up and are going to get into trouble
24.04 Tour Bus Tour with floor plan intro, OMFG THEY’RE ONTO US!!!
whoever edited this deserves an Oscar omfg
24.45 why couldn’t any Sherlockians here have informed us that there was a sliding function on the bus omfg???
27.58-28.03 whoever edited this edited it weirdly, it really plays up the “Straight man vs weird friend” shtick comedy they have going. I like discussing this because it’s what they do on the offset, that Phil is the weird guy and Dan is the serious guy but whenever they improvise or be natural they switch this around, sometimes dan being weird and phil being like “stop! No” or the other way around, whenever they do this, this was so awkwardly fake. A good example of them reversing this shtick that I can think of off the top of my head is in the easter baking video at 1.55 “no you will not disgrace the easter bunny!” or 3.19 “So what’s the method, Phil! “Stop!” “Sorry…” (all very natural I must say):
30.15 that is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen
31.35 No, I was wrong. THAT is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen
32.50 So this is what they show? Didn’t they mention like Dan ending up in bed with the piñata? They didn’t film themselves wearing matching clothes? WHAT HAPPENED IN VEGAS, THEY DID THIS ON PURPOSE!
33.57 nose picking incident, let me have a moment to myself :’)
34.15 Blink and you miss it, Phil turning over and into Dan’s elbow
34.17 Phil stretched out on the couch he’s too big for omg
35.52-35.59 wifi montage and demon dan WIFIIIIII
36.10 It’s so cute that they are shocked that the wifi password is them, “WE ARE THE PASSWORD!”
37.56 honestly? Why do deppy have such illuminati imagery more than any other youtuber or celebrity I’ve seen? WTF?
39.20 Danyul and Phiru Animu Moment
39.53 THIS EDITING IS TERRIBLE WTF
40.20 Oh Ed
40.38 shows pride flag, interesting, VERY interesting
43.37 Oh Ed
46.33 can of relentless so he can get frickin zazzed, so Phil is not the only one with a caffeine addiction, interesting
46.53 Dan’s huge fucking mouth wtf
51.04 what tense music, really gets me in the mode wow
54. 24 Phil stumbles in this spin but it’s hard to notice at first
56.28 Dan’s laugh omg
56.40 there’s such weird tension here, they want to hug but they don’t, can anybody else see that, they have this intensive look at each other but hold back, wtf?
57.24 the hero we don’t deserve, thank you Ed
59. 56 “Hey, Phil…?”
“What?”
“Let’s go home.”
“Okay.”
General thoughts: I really need a compilation video of Dan making that weird exhale through his nose laugh at something Phil says for no reason whatsoever, he does it countless times, I can’t get over it, it must mean something, like how some people just laugh at whatever someone says because they like them so much because I s2g Dan does this all the time throughout the video
I agree with Catellana, Phil looks really skinny throughout the video, I forget I’m looking at a 6’2 lanky figure instead of a petite man because damn he’s small
The lighting in deppy’s commentary changes a lot throughout the movie as the filter changes and sometimes changes in the middle of them speaking which is very obvious
Dan tongue flicks a lot. Like a LOT.
The generic music throughout is really, really off putting
Fuck bedgate, it can got to hell and stay there. We will never find solace discussing it. Overall I liked the documentary but I think the editing was weird sometimes as if it had a team of editors working on it who consistently changed ideas and used different editing software. Has it consumed my life and destroyed me? Yes, yes it has. Time to accomplish something IRL, if you actually read the post, I'm so sorry. Toodles
We weren't told who this people with them on tour were, come on who did you share the bus with? I don't want names,I'm sure they don't wanna be bothered either, but a little more acknowledgment.
