Getting-to-know-you-game: JOIN OR DIE

[greatnessflicker]

so I read only the first page of this thread so far so I'll respond with that and if I have time I'll go over the rest cause I see ppl replying now with test results
so things I wouldn't normally tell about myself, ok...
- I am autistic, so 75% of time it's very hard for my to be in this phandom, cause ppl are highly sarcastic, which can be extremely hurtful cause I take written comments many times literally. (to be honest I regard sarcasm the worst human trait, which is funny for someone who got here watching Dan videos...) And also in contrast to other fandoms phandom is very picky in their speech and eloquent which makes me very uncomfortable to express myself (because it is a myth that autistic ppl are highly intelligent). But I really want to be parts of something I enjoy, but yeah, sometimes I wonder that maybe I should just shut up and only read things without participating
- I'm lesbian and demisexual
- Slytherin

hi there! just wanted to say good for you for doing you. you're input is definitely appreciated even if its not articulated in the same way. one thing I like about this community is how much diversity we have, including people who find communicating in written english difficult, be it b/c they didn't grow up with the language or are like yourself.

I'm another INFP, Gryffindor, and concur with how interesting it is that the majority of this fandom seems to be not-straight. Also I'm glad to see other people who don't like avocados exist.

I've already said this in my introductory post, but I think one thing I wouldn't tell IRL people right away is how involved I am in fandom/internet culture, starting with harry potter forums when i was 12+. Which, of course, is not a big deal to say to other online folk.

That's a lie, actually. I had to do a presentation on fan fiction for my sherlock holmes class and it was very obvious I knew it from a more-than-observer perspective. Oh well.

[felucca]

omg pls i'm too young to die

- I constantly stay up until dawn. Constantly.
- Collecting little clips of Dan & Phil and arranging them in different orders is so satisfying to me, I did it for months and months on my own, before I ever had anyone to show the results to. Bit obsessive in general.
- I can't remember the last time I voluntarily watched straight porn. I'm straight.
- Before I watched Dan & Phil I used to catfish people on OkCupid with a fake profile. Sorry if you're a victim of that, I just wanted to roleplay as a guy and meet cool people to talk to (I still miss some of them).
- I can name every single Buffy episode in 6 minutes 14 seconds - CAN YOU??
- This is an exclusive peek on my desktop right now (send help)

3) Never have I ever, before, been interested in the relationship of any type of celebrity, because that's dumb.

4) Just kidding. I get it now.

Ouch, this the most relatable thing I've ever read.

I wonder if people remember the first fanfiction story they ever read..

Naruto/Sasuke.

- I'm Eurovision trash. Fucking love Eurovision, it's one of the few good things in this world. If you're sad, turn on some Ruslana - Wild Dances and you'll be a-ok.

Eurovision.

Last year a bunch of us watched it together on some chat website. It didn't have a password so suddenly some random dude just went and gatecrashed the chat and started a video feed of himself masturbating. Good times. Oh and my country won but that wasn't as noteworthy.

- This morning on a brisk walk with my mom some random kid called us grannies. in my early 30s you punk.

I went for a midday walk and an old man stopped me, asking if school was really done for the day already. I'm 28 you twatbat.

[bluebox-away]

I guess I'll jump on board with this
- I'm a 26 year old female (turning 27 soon!), I've only ever been in one relationship which only lasted a month when I was 16 years old. We only ever kissed and kissing him was weird. I do crush on the opposite sex but that's as far as it goes.

- I'm terrified of any kind of intimate relationships. I don't want it. I don't even want anyone to touch me in that-kind-of-way. I don't want to make out with anyone and the thought of it grosses me out. (I've always thought I was weird for thinking that way, but maybe it's just because I haven't met the right one yet? eh? hopefully.)

- I've never been in love - as I said above, all I've ever felt were small little crushes that fade away after a while - what's wrong with me? (Part of me is hoping this is just because I haven't met the "right" one yet and that hopefully if I do meet someone I like I'll be able to crush on him, which then leads to me falling for him. I just want to experience a lovely little relationship with lots of feelings - I want to be comfortable enough with someone else that I feel comfortable taking things to the next level, but that's kind of hard to do because there is really no dating scene where I live. People usually just hook up right away. I haven't met anyone that's willing to take it slowly, get to know eachother, fall for eachother. Am I asking for too much here?)

I'm only 20 but feel pretty much the exact same way about relationships! All my friends are either hooking up all over the place or in super steady relationships and then there's just me being perpetually single

[batshitcr8zy]

I guess I'll jump on board with this
- I'm a 26 year old female (turning 27 soon!), I've only ever been in one relationship which only lasted a month when I was 16 years old. We only ever kissed and kissing him was weird. I do crush on the opposite sex but that's as far as it goes.

- I'm terrified of any kind of intimate relationships. I don't want it. I don't even want anyone to touch me in that-kind-of-way. I don't want to make out with anyone and the thought of it grosses me out. (I've always thought I was weird for thinking that way, but maybe it's just because I haven't met the right one yet? eh? hopefully.)

- I've never been in love - as I said above, all I've ever felt were small little crushes that fade away after a while - what's wrong with me? (Part of me is hoping this is just because I haven't met the "right" one yet and that hopefully if I do meet someone I like I'll be able to crush on him, which then leads to me falling for him. I just want to experience a lovely little relationship with lots of feelings - I want to be comfortable enough with someone else that I feel comfortable taking things to the next level, but that's kind of hard to do because there is really no dating scene where I live. People usually just hook up right away. I haven't met anyone that's willing to take it slowly, get to know eachother, fall for eachother. Am I asking for too much here?)

I'm only 20 but feel pretty much the exact same way about relationships! All my friends are either hooking up all over the place or in super steady relationships and then there's just me being perpetually single

I know the struggle
I'm just holding on to the belief that the right one will find me eventually... at least I hope that's the case, if not, i'll just be single forever. Worst part is though that I'm not a cat person so I can't become an elderly single woman with a bunch of cats... or a dog woman because i'm not a dog person either. I don't really like animals - well they're cute and all but I wouldn't want an animal. So i'm destined to be single and alone forever if the right one doesn't come along.

[nikawolfe]

Hello everyone! I only read a couple pages here and there cuz I'm a busy bee, but here goes. I'm a 15yo from the northwest us.
-I am pro-avocado, pro-pineapple-on-pizza, pro-honeydew, and pro-oatmeal-raisin
-I'm a severely closeted genderfluid person irl, and a less closeted bi person (I'm only out to my family)
-Thinking about Hogwarts houses or AI too long will send me into a exhausting philosophical spiral. On that note, according to other people I'm a Hufflepuff.
-I am pretty much a phan believer, and I hardly ever have agnostic moments anymore
-My few contributions to the world of phanart include an interpretation of deppy as dogs and some hair edits: nikawolfe.tumblr.com/tagged/art #spon Also I made a handful of d&p face emoticons.
-I have a bad habit of appearing on social media in short intense bursts and disappearing again, but this particular community is the best and I love it so much

[timtam]

I caved and did an MBTI test (still annoys me to no end that these tests are taken so seriously on the internet) and I got ENFP which I have gotten before. I feel like the only person here that has an extroversion type

I guess I'll jump on board with this
- I'm a 26 year old female (turning 27 soon!), I've only ever been in one relationship which only lasted a month when I was 16 years old. We only ever kissed and kissing him was weird. I do crush on the opposite sex but that's as far as it goes.

- I'm terrified of any kind of intimate relationships. I don't want it. I don't even want anyone to touch me in that-kind-of-way. I don't want to make out with anyone and the thought of it grosses me out. (I've always thought I was weird for thinking that way, but maybe it's just because I haven't met the right one yet? eh? hopefully.)

- I've never been in love - as I said above, all I've ever felt were small little crushes that fade away after a while - what's wrong with me? (Part of me is hoping this is just because I haven't met the "right" one yet and that hopefully if I do meet someone I like I'll be able to crush on him, which then leads to me falling for him. I just want to experience a lovely little relationship with lots of feelings - I want to be comfortable enough with someone else that I feel comfortable taking things to the next level, but that's kind of hard to do because there is really no dating scene where I live. People usually just hook up right away. I haven't met anyone that's willing to take it slowly, get to know eachother, fall for eachother. Am I asking for too much here?)

I'm only 20 but feel pretty much the exact same way about relationships! All my friends are either hooking up all over the place or in super steady relationships and then there's just me being perpetually single

I'm a bit the same. I'm 22 and my friends either have very active casual romantic lives or are in steady relationships and I'm just here still single

[DryCereal]

I caved and did an MBTI test (still annoys me to no end that these tests are taken so seriously on the internet) and I got ENFP which I have gotten before. I feel like the only person here that has an extroversion type

You're not!!!!! You n'me!

- This is an exclusive peek on my desktop right now (send help)

Get that monstrosity out of my sight!!! How can anybody live like that?!

[angrymob]

- I read Sterek fanfiction (it's the only fanfiction I read, I just can't read fanfiction that deals with real life people. If it's characters on a show I'm good but so far the only fanfiction I've been interested in is Sterek.)

I have a weird love for Teen Wolf, so that's cool! I'm actually doing art for a Sterek fic from the Teen Wolf big bang right now, even though I'm more of a Lydia/Malia kind of person, Sterek is pretty good too since Stiles is of course my favourite character.

- This is an exclusive peek on my desktop right now (send help)

Instant love for people that have everything on their desktop! I've worked with way too many popel who are obssessively anal about computer folder organziation that I mostly do it now to rebel.

[hermione]

I posted with test results an stuff but I never did a facts thing so idk I'll do that now if anyone is remotely interested o_o

So I'm 18, from the UK, currently studying Maths and Philosophy at University

Started watching D+P in 2011. My friends and I were typical fangirls and one time my friend's twitter question was included in SAP and we all died. We also lived in the countryside just outside Manchester so used to always used to fantasise about meeting them whenever we went in to the city lol

Nowadays I don't have any desire to meet them or see them, but I do still have some remnants of my tween obsession hence why I'm here..

As a kid, if you had asked me what I wanted to be when I was older I would have said 'a hippie'. I used to go around hugging trees, wearing lots of tie dye and drawing peace signs on everything.....

I'm really, really shy and have quite bad social anxiety/selective mutism and basically cannot talk to people irl. Even though if you saw me you probably wouldn't expect that from me, so I think most people assume I'm just really cold and stuck up sigh

I'm seeing Muse next Friday in Manchester!!! I feel bleh mentioning Muse on a D+P forum since they're kind of connected, but I have always always loved Muse (not that there's anything wrong with finding them that way but yeah) and ugghhh I am so fudging excited ;_;

So yah

[arwen]

- I'm Eurovision trash. Fucking love Eurovision, it's one of the few good things in this world. If you're sad, turn on some Ruslana - Wild Dances and you'll be a-ok.

Eurovision.

Last year a bunch of us watched it together on some chat website. It didn't have a password so suddenly some random dude just went and gatecrashed the chat and started a video feed of himself masturbating. Good times. Oh and my country won but that wasn't as noteworthy.

Ayy, we're fellow Swedes, Felucca! I actually... uh, worked with Eurovision back in 2013 when Sweden hosted it last time. TOLD U IM TRASH, ALRIGHT. Also that story is horrifying, ain't nobody got time for random dudebro losers when ESC is on.

Regarding the extroversion/introversion discussion. I feel like it makes sense that introverts hang out online, it's technically not socializing even though we write essays to each other. We can x out whenever we want, so it's not exhausting. All the extroverts are out partying, I doubt they have the attention span or the time for quiet, analytical speculations on other people. (I'm generalizing obvz but my best friend's an extreme extrovert and she literally just uses her computer for Facebook and Spotify.)

I'm seeing Muse next Friday in Manchester!!! I feel bleh mentioning Muse on a D+P forum since they're kind of connected, but I have always always loved Muse (not that there's anything wrong with finding them that way but yeah) and ugghhh I am so fudging excited ;_;

That's so cool, i hope you have fun! They're supposed to be one of the greatest live bands ever, right? I was supposed to see them in 2012 but Matt Bellamy broke his fucking toe and cancelled. Still salty about it. No but really, have fun, you should report back on how it was, I would love to know!

[hermione]

I'm seeing Muse next Friday in Manchester!!! I feel bleh mentioning Muse on a D+P forum since they're kind of connected, but I have always always loved Muse (not that there's anything wrong with finding them that way but yeah) and ugghhh I am so fudging excited ;_;

That's so cool, i hope you have fun! They're supposed to be one of the greatest live bands ever, right? I was supposed to see them in 2012 but Matt Bellamy broke his fucking toe and cancelled. Still salty about it. No but really, have fun, you should report back on how it was, I would love to know!

Thanks!! Yeah I am preparing myself to be mindblown and probably weep a lil bit
Bahaha wow Matt. Meanwhile the guy from foo fighters plays a concert with a broken leg

[felucca]

Get that monstrosity out of my sight!!! How can anybody live like that?!

Instant love for people that have everything on their desktop! I've worked with way too many popel who are obssessively anal about computer folder organziation that I mostly do it now to rebel.

I agree very much with the both of you, haha.

Ayy, we're fellow Swedes, Felucca!

*onödigt exalterad*

That's so cool you worked on the ESC, jealous. what did u doooo

Re: the romance discussion, I spent SEVEN YEARS being the only person in my friend group with a relationship between the ages 20-27. Now they're all shacking up though. (And super in love and clingy and hearteyed, which is amusing and cute in equal parts.)

Nikawolfe you're heeeere! <-- heart to match ur hair

Honeydew and raisins in oatmeal and pineapple on pizza is awesome, fuck off.
I make a MEAN guacamole.

[Anonymousse]

- This is an exclusive peek on my desktop right now (send help)

I notice:
-A document called "The cherry lube archive"
-A picture of young Phil named "fetus charm"
-A picture/comment of Dan, calling himself bi called "existential daniel bi"
-Heap-loads of shortcuts stacked upon eachother (to make more room?)
-The fact that you're up at 3AM (military time rite?)
-... and you still haven't updated to Windows 10 even thought (like me) you have gotten way to many DIFFERENT notifications and reminders on it.

And Hi from not-Sweden ='D

[missemma]

- I can name every single Buffy episode in 6 minutes 14 seconds - CAN YOU??

oh, this is an amazing quiz! I need to give it a try. Despite being a massive buffy fan I don't think I know that many, hi google. ps. your desktop is so untidy i want to cry.

I'm in my thirties and I have no idea how I ended up being this involved in two strangers lives and a forum discussing them.

samesamesame. honestly, i have no idea how this happened, and also what i did before i stanned d&p. i spend so much time on this forum & chatting with friends i've made through them that i wouldnt know what to do with myself if they didnt exist. i'm in too deep, send help.

yessss! i LOVE eurovision, wish i wasn't that shy one year ago and participated in gg discussion. i normally don't watch tv at all but eurovision is a must.

maybe we need a eurovision IDB party this year? we could have a party in an offtopic post

-... and you still haven't updated to Windows 10 even thought (like me) you have gotten way to many DIFFERENT notifications and reminders on it.

same. the notifications and reminds need to fuck right off, they're so annoying, let me be with my windows 7, i'm happy.

seeing as when i signed up i posted 3 silly introductions about myself i'm going to add some more.

> i've never done the pottermore thing, i've just done it now because you were all talking about it and it put me in slytherin. i don't know how i feel about that.
> i need to move house in about 8 weeks and i am finding the whole moving thing very stressful which is why i have procrastinated my time away on this forum instead.
> i procrastinate a lot. it's my favourite thing to do.
> none of my irl friends know that i spend most of my time on an internet forum dedicated to discussing d&p. i dread to think what they'd say if they knew.
> i have an obsession with stitch from lilo and stitch, and i must own about 50 plushies which are scattered around my flat. lbr, he is the cutest disney character.
> fireball whiskey is my new favourite alcohol. it's full of cinnamon goodness.

[DryCereal]

- This is an exclusive peek on my desktop right now (send help)

I notice:
-A document called "The cherry lube archive"
-A picture of young Phil named "fetus charm"
-A picture/comment of Dan, calling himself bi called "existential daniel bi"
-Heap-loads of shortcuts stacked upon eachother (to make more room?)
-The fact that you're up at 3AM (military time rite?)
-... and you still haven't updated to Windows 10 even thought (like me) you have gotten way to many DIFFERENT notifications and reminders on it.

And Hi from not-Sweden ='D

Hehe, now I've seen how much stuff you have there, I'm much less with the offended-horrified-and-scared of your desktop - BUT.. What's that dated from my 28th birthday? 26.5.13

@missemma:

Love the little sod. Have a plushie Stitch that sits behind the headboard on my bed at home.

[oqua]

- This is an exclusive peek on my desktop right now (send help)

I see you saved my pictures of Dan's shirts then and now to your desktop, and labeled them with dates. And my searchable formspring thing. I am truly honored.

Here is my own desktop, for any stalkers out there. I think there's one file on there called "Linguistics Homework"...the rest is just Dan and Phil.

[missemma]

@missemma:

Love the little sod. Have a plushie Stitch that sits behind the headboard on my bed at home.

eeee, so cute

here is the shelving unit in my front room:

this is nothing though, there are so many scattered around the flat including this one (the one on the right is a smallish sized one):

[angrymob]

Here is my own desktop, for any stalkers out there. I think there's one file on there called "Linguistics Homework"...the rest is just Dan and Phil.

Do I hear the sound of another potential Linguist on the boards? :geek:

[human]

Can I just say that sharing desktops is one of my favourite things to do ever? Here's mine:

Unfortunately I suffer from some mild OCD and one thing I can't stand is desktop files, I literally feel like I need to attack some of yours with my skills and organise them somewhere neatly hahah. But that's ok, I can just gaze at Deppy, all is good.

nikawolfe, I completely forgot you made those photoshops of Dan with different coloured hair. Damn, I just love it. Love it.

Also, Pottermore and every sorting hat ever has put me into Hufflepuff. Any other Hufflepuffs here? lol

[oqua]

Can I just say that sharing desktops is one of my favourite things to do ever? Here's mine:

Unfortunately I suffer from some mild OCD and one thing I can't stand is desktop files, I literally feel like I need to attack some of yours with my skills and organise them somewhere neatly hahah. But that's ok, I can just gaze at Deppy, all is good.

nikawolfe, I completely forgot you made those photoshops of Dan with different coloured hair. Damn, I just love it. Love it.

Also, Pottermore and every sorting hat ever has put me into Hufflepuff. Any other Hufflepuffs here? lol

Your desktop is...empty. You must hate me lol.
I don't think my desktop has ever been empty in my whole life. I could definitely benefit from your organization skills.

And I'm a Hufflepuff!

Here is my own desktop, for any stalkers out there. I think there's one file on there called "Linguistics Homework"...the rest is just Dan and Phil.

Do I hear the sound of another potential Linguist on the boards? :geek:

Yes! I'm a ling major haha.

[icklebrina]

I've always been more of an empty desktop person myself - for some reason I just assumed that all of felucca and oqua's D&P stuff was all properly organized super neatly into files since they are the resident archivists

Here is my own desktop, for any stalkers out there. I think there's one file on there called "Linguistics Homework"...the rest is just Dan and Phil.

Do I hear the sound of another potential Linguist on the boards? :geek:

Yes! I'm a ling major haha.

Ling people!!! Hi!

[DryCereal]

Nice clean desktop.

Modern phone/iPhone/iPad app layouts really bugs me... but I have sorted the absolute SHIT out of my apps so they all fit on one screen. I don't have OCD, honest, I just like things to be NEAT.

[antigone]

I have very little shame in real life so it's hard to think of something I would never say, however, I can think of something I'm afraid to say on here (judging by GG reactions lol)

I actually love Dan's music taste (even Kanye soz) and like most of the music he does (except for Grimes' new album smh Dan)

[angrymob]

Do I hear the sound of another potential Linguist on the boards? :geek:

Yes! I'm a ling major haha.

With you, me, and icklebrina we'll have a small gang of present and past Ling majors going soon. Do you have any study interests? I'm currently prepping for graduate studies in CompLing, so I'm a bit of a sucker for the generative stuff (though I still get horrific flashbacks from my last year of Syntax).

[missemma]

Can I just say that sharing desktops is one of my favourite things to do ever? Here's mine:

Ooh yours is as empty & as dan and phil as mine



(desktop art by the amazing @szluuart on twitter).