Dan & Phil Part 12: Stalking him until he loves you

[eevee]

brb omw to lAAAAs vegas

edit: I'm so sorry that a shitpost is at the top of the page

[Rigby]

Phil: They are silent blowers
(this answer a query about how they keep it quiet at the hotel )

I think I'm reading too much into it, but I love Dan's little hand gesture @ 0:18 when he says "what happened in Vegas", like something happened between them

[eevee]

I think I'm reading too much into it, but I love Dan's little hand gesture @ 0:18 when he says "what happened in Vegas", like something happened between them

YOOOOOO I didn't even notice that and of course it means something happened between them!!! I'lll get in there with you

[spider]

I think I'm reading too much into it, but I love Dan's little hand gesture @ 0:18 when he says "what happened in Vegas", like something happened between them

Noticed that too. Any theories?

[Rigby]

YOOOOOO I didn't even notice that and of course it means something happened between them!!! I'lll get in there with you

Come on in! There's plenty of room for everyone

Noticed that too. Any theories?

I'm not sure, but it involves the two of them getting very, very drunk. Mostly Dan.

(and of course my rank is now *editing tips*)

[spaceguitar]

most of the philtops crowd ive seen seem to base it on... age? rude manspreading? being ~more masculine~? i always saw it more as dan being vers but phil being in that crowd of dudes who, whether or not they enjoy it, wouldnt bottom.
plus guys omg dan was SO rude in 2012 he needed phil to call him names and be overly rough to make them #relationshipgoals again
i've never liked the discussions because i think speculations on if someone bottoms always tend to be incredibly invasive and eventually demeaning, especially because i don't think the people who post such detailed things about dan being a bottom would comment things so detailed or invasive for a straight couple. i think those discussions being so common mean that everything dan does (minor, innocent comments on someones attractiveness)is so incredibly hypersexualised, to a point that's passed what he jokes about himself.

You always make good points. I totally get that Dan makes outrageous/ sexual comments, but the amount that people sexualize him is definitely inappropriate. And i do think that philtops is phandom's way of compensating for something

[Jeweul]

I think I'm reading too much into it, but I love Dan's little hand gesture @ 0:18 when he says "what happened in Vegas", like something happened between them

YOOOOOO I didn't even notice that and of course it means something happened between them!!! I'lll get in there with you

Sorry to burst your Phan bubbles but I'm 99% sure he was referencing the story that they wrote about Vegas in Tabinof, hence why Phil said "which is a totally true story." Then again, Dan might've been referencing something completely different than what Phil ended up talking about.

[eevee]

Sorry to burst your Phan bubbles but I'm 99% sure he was referencing the story that they wrote about Vegas in Tabinof, hence why Phil said "which is a totally true story." Then again, Dan might've been referencing something completely different than what Phil ended up talking about.

You're probably right...I wish there was a frowny face going into a trash can LOL

[Rigby]

I think I'm reading too much into it, but I love Dan's little hand gesture @ 0:18 when he says "what happened in Vegas", like something happened between them

YOOOOOO I didn't even notice that and of course it means something happened between them!!! I'lll get in there with you

Sorry to burst your Phan bubbles but I'm 99% sure he was referencing the story that they wrote about Vegas in Tabinof, hence why Phil said "which is a totally true story." Then again, Dan might've been referencing something completely different than what Phil ended up talking about.

I know, but it does sound like Dan was talking about the non-Tabinof version (the general "myth", nothing ) and then, after Phil said that, he added a little comment like "oh, yeah, we'll have trouble because of all that stuff 'we did'". Like Dan was thinking about all the Vegas footage and Phil was thinking about Tabinof.

[trashqueen]

gosh, we're really starved for content, can't believe i got excited about that video just because it was something to watch where's the dinof video dan, c'mon, it's been 24 years

also i would kill for a ditl, i really hope the dvd/documentary/whatever won't get in the way of them making a ditl, because when side projects (like this fucking tour that i'm so tired of) get in the way of getting the regular content we signed up for i start getting annoyed

Is it just me or is their closeness somewhat unsettling? I love them, and I love that they are really close, but I find it almost claustrophobic how much time they seem to spend together. I am an only child and so maybe that is part of it, but that tweet (they) had to get a new dressing room blah blah. I got an involuntary shutter, because they have to share another space! Maybe it is just me, I need my alone time, even from my husband whom I love...seriously leave me alone!

i'm also the type of person who needs a lot of alone time and space even from people i adore, but instead of finding it unsettling i find it fascinating, i could never do that, so i spend a lot of time looking at their relationship and wondering how the fuck do they do it and being amazed

[rizzo]

Sorry to burst your Phan bubbles but I'm 99% sure he was referencing the story that they wrote about Vegas in Tabinof, hence why Phil said "which is a totally true story." Then again, Dan might've been referencing something completely different than what Phil ended up talking about.

You're probably right...I wish there was a frowny face going into a trash can LOL

You've inspired me to photoshop.... and go a bit sadder:


To keep this on topic... I'd hope if there's only one day/city (outside of Philly maybe?) that they vlog, it's Vegas. Even if to appease us all slightly. Though, if we're being honest, they probably both want to keep those birthday celebrations to themselves...

[backrolls]

Wow, strong shadow-monobrow game in that vid.

Is it just me or is their closeness somewhat unsettling? I love them, and I love that they are really close, but I find it almost claustrophobic how much time they seem to spend together. I am an only child and so maybe that is part of it, but that tweet (they) had to get a new dressing room blah blah. I got an involuntary shutter, because they have to share another space! Maybe it is just me, I need my alone time, even from my husband whom I love...seriously leave me alone!

i'm also the type of person who needs a lot of alone time and space even from people i adore, but instead of finding it unsettling i find it fascinating, i could never do that, so i spend a lot of time looking at their relationship and wondering how the fuck do they do it and being amazed

It's strange because I normally feel so uncomfortable about couples that never seem to do anything apart, but I don't feel any of that from d&p. I've tried to figure out why before, and had a couple of thoughts:

1. They don't seem to be unhealthy about it. They hang out with other couples people, have a productive(ish) work life, have their own separate spaces at home, have differing opinions on a variety of subjects, and they can do things alone if they need to. I guess that says more "adorable closeness" to me than "creepy codependency".

2. Idk but maybe it's because they look so similar? The height, the hair, the general body shape, the similar clothes - it kind of gives off twin vibes. I mean some things about twins feel a bit creepy but I guess I don't find it weird that twins do everything together. So maybe that's a contributing factor?

[LurkingTrash]

[offtopic]Already offtopic because we move so fast but I watched tyler o*kley's documentary just now because someone mentioned it and wtf? I actually usually don't mind the guy and think he speaks up about a lot of important issues to his audience but the movie made him seem so stand-offish and like his fans are a burden and I'm just.... wtf? I know he must not be that bad but that movie paints such a bad picture it actually shocked me. why would he let something like this be aired? [/offtopic]

[Cora]

Oh gee, what a "mind-blowingly awesome" "competition".
You have the chance to "win" the "exciting" "prize" of getting your art featured on screen during their show.
You know, just like they do at every show on the tour. BUT THIS TIME ITS BIRTHDAY THEMED.

You must have really stretched your brains to the limit with that "competition", aye boys?



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[Rigby]

Sorry to burst your Phan bubbles but I'm 99% sure he was referencing the story that they wrote about Vegas in Tabinof, hence why Phil said "which is a totally true story." Then again, Dan might've been referencing something completely different than what Phil ended up talking about.

You're probably right...I wish there was a frowny face going into a trash can LOL

You've inspired me to photoshop.... and go a bit sadder:

Omg that's perfect

[lonely trash]

Phil: They are silent blowers
(this answer a query about how they keep it quiet at the hotel )

Dan's face in the thumbnail. He looks so done with life. Then again most of his expressions are like that.

[Ticia]

cora808: I thought exactly the same wow so birthday, much competition. Wow. Kid, enjoy your damn anniversary and get wasted without earning sweet, sweet money.

Still sort of disappointed they didn't prepare videos beforehand for the whole duration of the tour, they could learn one thing or two from Pewds. I've checked it and Dan has uploaded 6 VIDEOS so far this year, two of them being the crunchyroll ad and the TATINOF announcement. Phil is not doing much better with the astonishing amount of 8 videos

[Jeweul]

Phil: They are silent blowers
(this answer a query about how they keep it quiet at the hotel )

Dan's face in the thumbnail. He looks so done with life. Then again most of his expressions are like that.

One of my pet peeves about Dan is when he'll randomly start laughing, he does it at the end of every DAPGames and in this video at 1:05, for example. I don't know, it just seems so forced and awkward and ugh. I'd love to see a compilation of it. (Why am I like this? I just said it's my pet peeve when he does it, and now I want a video showing all the times he's done it. This is messed up)

[lonely trash]

One of my pet peeves about Dan is when he'll randomly start laughing, he does it at the end of every DAPGames and in this video at 1:05, for example. I don't know, it just seems so forced and awkward and ugh. I'd love to see a compilation of it. (Why am I like this? I just said it's my pet peeve when he does it, and now I want a video showing all the times he's done it. This is messed up)

You know, the thing that bothered me the most about Dan was that weird look he used to give Phil every time he said something a bit silly. Like "really phil you had to go and say that wtf is wrong with you?" and i just

I don't know it bothered me to the point that I didn't want to watch them anymore. I know that it was part of the persona but ugh. I'm glad he doesn't do it anymore. (at least not often)

[trashqueen]

cora808: I thought exactly the same wow so birthday, much competition. Wow. Kid, enjoy your damn anniversary and get wasted without earning sweet, sweet money.

same, idk how i feel about it tho, i'm half 'ugh, really?' and half 'lol #goalz'

let's not talk about their (lack of) upload schedule, that's only gonna end with all of us very angry

and again, half this thread (including myself) is proof that we all get moody when deppy completely fail to deliver a somewhat acceptable amount of content, even by their standards, i can already see our next big arguement in the distance if we don't get something soon (maybe we should start placing bets on the topic to make it more fun?) pls guys give us something and save us from the shitstorm

[manged]

One of my pet peeves about Dan is when he'll randomly start laughing, he does it at the end of every DAPGames and in this video at 1:05, for example. I don't know, it just seems so forced and awkward and ugh. I'd love to see a compilation of it. (Why am I like this? I just said it's my pet peeve when he does it, and now I want a video showing all the times he's done it. This is messed up)

Quoting this to boost the request. Someone please make this! I want to cringe so hard that I age 40 years from the mere stress.

[kuensukki]

2. Idk but maybe it's because they look so similar? The height, the hair, the general body shape, the similar clothes - it kind of gives off twin vibes. I mean some things about twins feel a bit creepy but I guess I don't find it weird that twins do everything together. So maybe that's a contributing factor?

[offtopic]I talked to my best friend about his opinions on Deppy a while back and he said the only reason he doesn't ship them is because they look like each other He actually thought they were dating because he saw lots of posts on them in tumblr and automatically assumed they were canon Whats funny is that recently he started dating this boy that looks like him as well so now I joking call them "Dan and Phil." He said it was weird how they actively try to look like each other like get matching haircuts, and etc. and thinks it's a secret kink [/offtopic]

[greatnessflicker]

You know, the thing that bothered me the most about Dan was that weird look he used to give Phil every time he said something a bit silly. Like "really phil you had to go and say that wtf is wrong with you?" and i just

funnily enough, it's called the straight man act and I'm with you there; it gets real old real fast.

i've noticed dan laughs as kind of a placeholder sometimes, but i don't think thats weirder than any other awkward transition. also not sure the example at 1:05 even counts because there's a cut before it and he could genuinely have been laughing at something.

[LurkingTrash]

Sorry about being slightly off topic but... did I miss any videos? I don't remember this from anywhere, but how adorable are them?

edit: I saw the faq about how to put an insta post up but it didn't work? here's the link for the insta video for you guys to watch: https://www.instagram.com/p/BF19g8fEmCC ... lover.phan

[spider]

LurkingTrash it's from the intro of the last Internet Takeover.