Dan & Phil Part 12: Stalking him until he loves you

[wtfamidoinghere]

I don't understand why people who meet them let them stand like that. I don't think i'd approach them if i met them, but if i did i'd probably ask them to switch.
"Uhm, sorry, but could you change places? I kinda don't want to look like i, uhm, smell ..."

I think I have seen Dan stand on the other side and still pull the same thing, just with a bit more of neck-pulling. (pic evidence any1? I think i saw some a few threads ago but not @ the meet n greet)

I'm not sure i understand what you mean. If they are standing like this:

he has to turn his head in the opposite direction from the other people. How would he have to do more neck-pulling if he was on the other side? If he's on the other side, he at least looks into the direction of the other people. (It still looks weird, because his eyes look to the camera while his head doesn't, but i don't think it's as noticible as when he turns his head away from everyone else? Or am i completely missing something?

[daphenaxa]

Ha! I was actually going to say that's the best Phil's hair has looked in awhile!

Me too! First photo in a while I've seen where I haven't wanted to reach through the screen and "fix" it.

@0:19


I think on the 1st pic Dan is pulling the Ariana but on the second it's ok and he is facing the camera no?

[danphil333]

1. in those photos you can see a reflection of a microphone in the bus. They will have those "meet ups" on the documentary. wont they???? Well i know its no news for you but i will hate that so much. Every time i notice them filming their fans i get so angry i want to cry. PLEASE NO NO NO NO. i hate,hate, hate it. No i dont want to pay for a doc to see 13years olds crying their eyes out waiting for and dan acting like the new Beyonce.
dont become tyler oakley

2. dan stinks ..
thats why they smell so much cologne and deodorant. Is the black sweater his new skin?? I wear the same shirt 2-3 days in a row but i dont hug hundreds of fans in them. I hope someone tells him off,not even joking. Wash your clothes daniel. Showering in your cologne doesnt count as "clean"

3. dan favorite side angle: i feel like kicking him in the face every time
or punch him he can choose

[Anonymousse]

he has to turn his head in the opposite direction from the other people. How would he have to do more neck-pulling if he was on the other side? If he's on the other side, he at least looks into the direction of the other people. (It still looks weird, because his eyes look to the camera while his head doesn't, but i don't think it's as noticible as when he turns his head away from everyone else? Or am i completely missing something?

Well I'm a living flop, I meant to say that he does that from the other side as well and I found the picture that I had in my mind.



Sorry for the confusion.

[Cora]

Also, the angle of the photo makes it look like someone photoshopped Dan's legs to be just slightly tinier than the rest of his body and it's making me giggle.

[hunnyftw]

Ha! I was actually going to say that's the best Phil's hair has looked in awhile!

Me too! First photo in a while I've seen where I haven't wanted to reach through the screen and "fix" it.

I completely agree with you I wonder if some of you aren't used to the harshness of the artificial dye in natural sunlight? He looks good to me today.

to both of you It's literally sticking to his forehead. I'm all for Phil with his hair ruffled and preferably fringe up. Pls, gimme.

When did Dan say he was going to film his video ?

he was supposed to film it yesterday but i would not be surprised if he actually didn't do it, i dunno i'm well trained, my expectations live underground

Actually, given their insane schedule of having six consecutive show days, I think it's quite likely that he did film it yesterday because it was his only chance for a long time. And if he didn't then he's a little shit and there's really no hope for us him However, also given their insane schedule, I think he will now take about 7 years editing it

[alittledizzy]

I made you some special edits, danphil333. I think these will be a fan m&g photo experience you can completely enjoy.

[eevee]

1. in those photos you can see a reflection of a microphone in the bus. They will have those "meet ups" on the documentary. wont they???? Well i know its no news for you but i will hate that so much. Every time i notice them filming their fans i get so angry i want to cry. PLEASE NO NO NO NO. i hate,hate, hate it. No i dont want to pay for a doc to see 13years olds crying their eyes out waiting for and dan acting like the new Beyonce.
dont become tyler oakley

I doubt D&P will look as entitled and ungrateful as Tyler did in his documentary. As long as they don't show them shunning or ignoring screaming fans they'll be fine. I love Tyler but he really made himself look like a diva in his documentary. It was pretty bad if you ask me...

I'm inclined to believe that the movie will mostly just be a filmed show? Am I wrong?

[DryCereal]

Nice mental image Phil. Ta.
And dairy. I give up.

although my immediate thought was "not before a show!!!!!" not "lactose, Philip!"

[danphil333]

I made you some special edits, danphil333. I think these will be a fan m&g photo experience you can completely enjoy.

150% better

[fancybum]

...heat rash?
I know what I'll be looking for in the m&g photos today.

[jaej]

i'm cool with awkward side angle because imo everyone looks better at that slight angle, it's generally more flattering. phil in that pic proves it lmao. he looks good with the side angle, i wont complain.

also, isnt tylers thing on netflix, or did i make that up? i think d&p's show recording+tour "doc" will be online only unless they again go with the 'its physical it lasts forever!!' thing, do you think netflix is a possibility or are we going youtube(red, probably) or vimeo?

[hunnyftw]

Nice mental image Phil. Ta.
And dairy. I give up.

Tbh, where I'm living we've been heaving a little heat wave for the past three days and ice-cream, water and cold beer is pretty much all I've been able to think about. But I don't tweet these thoughts to 2+ mln people

[Cora]

Nice mental image Phil. Ta.
And dairy. I give up.

Food tweet *marks off square*

[starlight-still]

Nice mental image Phil. Ta.
And dairy. I give up.

Boy, you ain't seen nothing yet. Wait til you get to Texas and Arizona.

And somebody please get this child some tofutti cuties or some vegan soft serve or something

[chloek88]

i love the difference in their stances/body language in this picture. Phil's got his typical widelegged stance, hand in pocket, leaning towards the fan and also in towards the camera, it's all very typically 'masculine' and assertive. and then dan's close-legged stance, popped heel, angled hip, upright posture, daintily placed hand and pose-y smile. (obvs not trying to typify either of them or force them into any imposed binaries. the contrast in this pic is just aesthetically pleasing to me)

2. dan stinks ..
thats why they smell so much cologne and deodorant. Is the black sweater his new skin?? I wear the same shirt 2-3 days in a row but i dont hug hundreds of fans in them. I hope someone tells him off,not even joking. Wash your clothes daniel. Showering in your cologne doesnt count as "clean"

I'm forever astounded by the way you manage to find new ways to make unfounded, hateful, ridiculous comments about Dan. Seems silly to even respond to this, but i will anyway. It is possible to do laundry when traveling, you know. It's also possible to have more than one of the same item of clothing. Dan's clearly the kind of person who finds outfits that make him feel most confident and clings onto those. If that's what best works for him, well then that certainly doesn't affect us. And i've def never heard a fan complain about Dan smelling bad.

[Philena]

Trigger Warning :

danphil333 is actually Dan.

[lovelizx]

I think the show will be the main video then they will have backstage/ behind the scenes options especially if its a dvd/blu-ray or put on iTunes and such. I hope they don't put it on ytred it would be kinda a f*ck you to fans as ytred is only available in the states from what I gather at the moment, they will most likely do a multi platform release where they release it on dvd/bluray, iTunes/googleplay/amazon video as that will bring in the most money and the fans can view it in whichever way they want. So unless netlix or amazon prime offer them a good deal its most likely going to be a multi platform release that might make its way to netflix or amazon prime later on - in a year or so.

The whole Dan turning his head to one side thing has got to stop it looks awkward and weird, at least if he wants to do it make it look less obvious.

[swofro]

First of all, Phil's hair looks bieber-esque and looks like danisnotonfirevyou1's In Sync thumbnail edit. Soz can't link because mobile.

Secondly, Dan has chicken legs #confirmed

Thirdly, their upload schedule. I remember I only subscribed to DaPG because I am craving a dinof video. Lol. I don't mind much when they have the liveshows every week but now it's killing me. Fortunately, I have SAP videos that I now going to admit I never watched to ease my thirst. So

Trigger Warning :

danphil333 is actually Dan.

[eevee]

I'm forever astounded by the way you manage to find new ways to make unfounded, hateful, ridiculous comments about Dan. Seems silly to even respond to this, but i will anyway. It is possible to do laundry when traveling, you know. It's also possible to have more than one of the same item of clothing. Dan's clearly the kind of person who finds outfits that make him feel most confident and clings onto those. If that's what best works for him, well then that certainly doesn't affect us. And i've def never heard a fan complain about Dan smelling bad.

Yeah that kinda made no sense to me too...I've met Dan and few times and he never smelled bad...

[Rigby]

[offtopic]Last night I dreamed Dan's new video was terrible except for the last 5 minutes, which were sassy and amazing. You've been warned. Then again, I'd take it with a grain of salt because in some shots he had a beard
Then I went to get ice cream and they had specials. Phil's was an Oreo ice cream sandwich.[/offtopic]

[majitzu]

[offtopic]Last night I dreamed Dan's new video was terrible except for the last 5 minutes, which were sassy and amazing. You've been warned. Then again, I'd take it with a grain of salt because in some shots he had a beard
Then I went to get ice cream and they had specials. Phil's was an Oreo ice cream sándwich.[/offtopic]

Was it the emoji video?

[Rigby]

[offtopic]Last night I dreamed Dan's new video was terrible except for the last 5 minutes, which were sassy and amazing. You've been warned. Then again, I'd take it with a grain of salt because in some shots he had a beard
Then I went to get ice cream and they had specials. Phil's was an Oreo ice cream sándwich.[/offtopic]

Was it the emoji video?

Yep, the editing was terrible and he tried to do a sketch without props or a special setup so it looked a bit cringey

[jess]

I have SAP videos that I now going to admit I never watched to ease my thirst. So

I gave up on SAP after a while because I just didn't care for the format & it got really boring for me. #fakefan

I have been silently lurking again. Ya'll move too fast & are too good at entertaining yerselves (I wish there were a hat tipping emoji). I could contribute to some of the long since over conversations, but I'm too lazy to right now & no want would want to read any of it.

*goes back to watching Radiohead live on periscope*

[Lurktacularr]

Holy motherfucking titballs.

I leave for a mere week and I come back to this cacophony of shit storms! excellent

Won't rehash each topic because having a lame job which takes me away from the important business of IDB (please refer to my signature - I've felt this deeply recently) is entirely my own doing but just know I intended on reading like the last page or so and diving back in. Ha. How naive of me. I've read everything I missed and it was GOOD. I love you all. An evening well spent.

Although in summary I feel like something of significance may happen soon. I don't think they're about to come out (cos who tf would do that whilst on tour) but they're being less careful and I feel like something may slip soon. Not all-out proof, but something noteworthy, and by accident. Just my premonition. where's my Mystic Meg emoji