Buying The 7 Strangest Things Wish Recommended Me! - 20 April 2020

Tue Apr 21, 2020 1:59 am

Catallena wrote: Tue Apr 21, 2020 1:28 am Someone told me they enjoy it when I do Not Actual Timestamps Because I'm Lazy posts for videos so here we go!

- Ouch! That sounded like quite the bang. No wonder he was concerned for a few days. Definitely not paranoid.
- Phil saying fuck like that tho... even if it was bleeped it was very pleasing to my ears.
- Phil's hair gonna be like business in the front and party in the back in another 2 weeks.
- Perpetual Christmas to New Year gap is a good way to describe quarantine, except the food isn't as good.
- "Dubious about the size of this baguette... not the first time I've said that." What you looking at other baguettes for? #phandivorce
- Aw, but Dan got genuine holes in his ears. I bet he'd love fish earrings! You gotta buy your spouse some jewelry once in a while.
- Phil prefers baguettes over fish. He already said that in June last year tho? (oh this is such a rude joke i'm so sorry)
- "What is with all the penis stuff." Wish is a fan.
- ~ nordvpn #spon ~
- Phil prefers his baguettes with some girth. Sadly I've already hit my daily limit of rude jokes, but it's still very important information.
- Do you really need another bread pillow when you already have Dan?
- A LITTLE GLASS. THE VASE IS BACK. I LOVE/HATE IT.
- Wet crotch shot. Thanks for that I think?
- He really talks a lot about pee these days...
- Toilet said gay rights.
- Phil jumpscaring himself with the spider box made me laugh embarrassingly hard. Talent.
- Now I want a burrito.
- Now I want salmon.
- It literally said that it was a pillow cover in the product title lol.
- Didn't know that a man making a horrifying image out of a Nic Cage pillow and giggling about it could bring me so much joy. I also hope he never buys another Nic Cage thing again because at some point I'm gonna have to explain the nightmares to a therapist.

It wasn't my fave video, but I still liked it. The one IRL friend I have who is a casual phannie was even into it enough to bring it up on Whatsapp as well which she never does, so either quarantine is getting to her or it's just the type of video that really hits the casual sweet spot.