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alittledizzy wrote:Dan and Phil play Yandere Simulator
:29 - dan inserts himself into fourway male ship
:35 - dan calls phil stylish (in cropped Attack on Titan jacket)
:56 - waited to play game bc weren't sure it was appropriate
1:09 - dan to phil: "sometimes you make innuendos that are more horrifying than any-" phil: "true"
1:34 - Phil warns for over 18 content.
1:40 - Dan explains "yandere"
1:49 - Phil: "Does it have to be a girl?" (asks if it could be a fox or a jellyfish)
1:53 - Dan: "You could be a yandere, Phil."
2:37 - Phil acts frustrated as he lightly tells of people who might be frustrated because they're not playing it right (since they haven't played it before)
2:46 - Phil says cherry blossoms remind him of Japan, he wants to go back. Dan says "Hopefully this- this- is not what Japan is gonna be like." was that a misspeak, are they planning a specific trip back? Or just Dan stumbling?
3:00 Phil leans in to stare at naked male "senpai" soap suds/his anatomy (which is obscured by a white cloud). "Are they soap suds, or is that his [pause] anatomy?"
3:07 - Phil: "Lets try not to make it look like me, okay."
3:16 - Yuri on Mention from Dan.
3:26 - Yuri on Ice mention #2 from Dan, explains what Yuri on Ice is.
3:48 - Lowkey camp Phil looking genuinely excited exclaiming, "I love Japanese school uniforms! I wish we could wear these when we were going to school."
4:01 - Dan talking about Glee, no stop.
4:20 - A minute picking out the guy's outfit, then Phil's only comment on the girl's outfit: "Female uniform. Shall they match?"
5:20 - From Dan: "Yeah, you stalk that senpai, that's what life is all about."
6:40 - Sassy Dan finger snap.
7:36 - Phil never got invited to kiss anyone behind the tree on the hill at his school. (Language stays gender neutral.)
7:41 - Strong, direct disapproval from both of them at the idea of taking panty shots and blackmailing people with them.
8:28 -
8:51 - "I knew you were going to go for the black." Phil re: Dan's panty choice.
9:00 - Dan asks how sumo wrestlers "keep it in" and Phil responds "I don't know, where does it all go?" - dicks, right? They're talking about dicks?
9:12 - Phil looks very excited over the senpai shrine.
9:15 - Phil: "It's like my BtVS shrine."
9:33 - Dan makes blowjob like gesture, Phil says nothing.
9:37 - Phil: "On the gums, of all the things you could have said?"
9:42 - Dan makes oral sex (as if with a woman) like gesture, firm "Stop it. Stop." from Phil.
11:10 - senpai sipping a mocha latte, both Dan and Phil seem fond.
14:07 - Phil affronted that the character is not wearing the black pants they chose.
16:08 - Phil excitedly, "What about the boys?" then adding "Hey lads." in a more laddish voice after a beat.
22:00 - They're both getting steamy. (Phil says that in such a casual non-game-face voice.)