fieldoflovers wrote: Sun Sep 02, 2018 7:51 pm
I did timestamps! I didn’t really timestamp gameplay cause it was not super interesting but I liked the bantz
0:00: dan looks really cute sitting like that okay, it was imperative that I point that out
0:06: dan points out he’s wearing colour and that should not have such a big effect on me but it does, he cute
0:12: phil points out that dan has worn white for the last seven videos, raising the question does dan wear colours other than black or white (except today obvs)
0:23: dan says not to freak out about colour and phil says he’s freaking out (and so is the audience tbh)
0:29: phil touches dan’s hoodie in a manhandly way and asks to have it after tour(‘we don’t share clothes’ howell is quaking)
0:31: dan says the hoodie will have sharpie all over after the tour
0:36: danandphilgames deaths and neck touch (have i pointed out i love how touchy phil is? cause I do)
0:40: “Let me kill you”- phil lester
0:41: “you’ve killed me inside dozens of time already” i’m not kill shaming
0:51: dan does this tiny head shake/this guy thing while phil talks and its the definition of FondTM
0:55: dumbest death according to phil: too much pudding, also is it just me or is the font choice really odd at this moment? you can’t really read ‘too much’ because its red and the ‘pudding’ has an ugly font as well, i much prefer the classic comic sans
1:16: dan back with the relatable “i want to give up” joke
1:30: they’re playing for a cookie that phil describes as a “goodun”
1:36: its a “gluten free artisan choc chia fudge cookie” which lbr apart from the fudge does not sound great but maybe i just dislike gluten free stuff
1:40: dan says the phrase “gully gosh” and reminds us he is british
1:41: phil says fudge quite northern and points it out
1:52: dan bites his lips, its cute that’s all
1:53: phil snaps
2:10: “i’ve had a lot of peril in my life”-phil but dan’s face journey disagrees (though phil’s youtube thumbnails agree)
3:28: dan’s face here while phil’s writing down his score is just brilliant pause it please you will not regret it
3:32: Sassy!Phil (Sass masta’ from Manchesta’) makes a comeback “Whatever Trevor”
3:33: “Get back in lane, Blaine” Phil could be a mean girl from the early 2000’s also where is the dan specific one? cause surely he has one?
4:26: “Imagine if someone did that to dan and phil” (talking about stretching them)
4:30: “I am a long boye”
4:45: “Well apparently not, so ur mum” top notch comeback dan
4:47: dan would like to go to a chalet on holiday
4:48: “Two (potatoes? pillows? i cannot hear) chilling in a hot tub five feat apart cause they’re not dead”
4:54: “You killed me, you killed me by doing that Phil.” that’s my mood whenever phil posts a selfie
5:00: “do not make that Anthony reference” hmm interesting
5:16: “Prepare to feel my pain laddy boye”
5:26: an english language degree will not help you in tracing apparently who knew?
5:37: phil can’t do up his laces apparently
5:42: “Yeah, well just suck it” and dan’s face after, these are the moments I thank god for the gaming channel
5:44: in response to the suck it- “Violent, aggressive”
5:50: dan shocks/sabotages phil
5:52: phil touches dan and pointing that out is not weird ok?
6:03: “I’m in the hole”- phil lester, 2018
6:35: “he loves to tap that salmon”
6:46: Dan’s premature celebration dab
6:50: phil pushes dan again and i die another death
6:53: “Take the l...b..Bob” phil was gonna say bitch right?
7:07: kylie jenner is quaking
7:12: “No you’re meant to get the mines” phil, king of comedy
7:14: “You f...” dan was gonna say fucker but then didn’t cause phil is terrified of demonetization
7:21: oow, oow, oww cuteness
7:51:”I got a hard... series of ones” dan says while pushing his finger so close to phil
8:01: cronch cronch phil tries to bite dan’s finger
8:02: “don’t know where my hand’s been, wouldn’t bite if I were you”
8:04: “No horseplay in the pool” there’s a lot here so the highlights are dan saying that he isn’t allowed in the pool cause he’s a furry and phil asking us to not pretend to be horses
8:10: “No heavy petting”
8:15(ish): Phil asks what heavy petting is, “Is that like petting a nipple or petting really hard” its whatever you want mate
8:21: dan supplies that its petting 8 dogs at the same time
8:51: return of the “oh, dear”
9:26: “You need to rub it faster”
9:34: more oh dears from dan, this time with a dance
10:54: Dan likes the room to be very cold according to phil, idk why I find that interesting but I do
11:17: dan didn’t even particularly want the cookie
11:19: phil gets childish and licks the packet to prevent dan from having it wow vindictive or adorable?
11:20: dan looks disappointed in dan
11:45: phil says he might get trampled by an indian elephant (*sigh* i’m indian and just had the realization as to how ~white~ phil can be sometimes)
11:48: dan points out that they’ll be in mumbai thankfully
11:50: weird laxative elephant death story that may or may not be real
12:27 dan grabs phil’s hair yay and does a snek noise