TIMESTAPS FOR 2017 MEME-TOPIA
1:04—I figured out eventually what dan means when he says “tramp,” but tramp means a very different thing where I’m from so I spent way too long trying to figure out how yeezy made him look like a prostitute and I f-ing love that sweater am I in the minority?
1:20—I cared so much about the childhood video reaction vid, him calling himself Laura and singing Barbie Girl is my kink
1:35—that Jacksepticeye edit tho

are they friends or just occasional twitter buds I need to know because reasons
1:59—okay tho I know a lot of his statements are exaggerating but we gotta admit he’s 100% true about the BBC gamers doc. Even the articles/reviewers commented on his excessive walking.
2:56—him totally NOT saying to illegally stream the doc….do I detect a hint of resentment towards his director? Naw… (THEORY: he’s the one who illegally uploaded it )
3:04—I hate Deppy so much for birthing the “PRO TIP” era. I hate them, you hate them, other youtubers hate them, “pro-tip” has destroyed society. (jk I still love them, they’re mostly forgiven). Note: dan is like really clever with words I’m always so impressed, his little “pulsating tumor on the body of youtube” is just one example (that’s why I love his storytime videos MAKE MORE DAN I KNOW YOU’RE READING THIS)
3:05—first “we” mention without context (3:42 everybody hates us)
4:02—peace sign discussion. I do an awkward wave pose for the same reasons so it was really…nice(?) hearing him talk openingly about this? And I found it rally impressive how he was able to convey his serious emotions through using a funny delivery.
3:50—another “we” introduced w/out context. 4:09 casual Deppy pic. So many casual Deppy pics shown I’m not going to document this there’s just too many I can’t I’m not strong enough
6:18—“let’s just not talk about Phil”
6:28—I love that weed jumper that you wore MULTIPLE TIMES
7:36—people misunderstand a lot of things when you don’t give context Daniel (*cough*”we” “us” “our”*cough*)
7:54—I’m now head of the Janice fandom who’s with me (for realz tho there’s prob already 3 Janice twitters out there now) “well shit Janice I’ve been told” this should be a 2017 meme
9:01—his voice breaks ffs it’s beautiful
11:54—dude tho, he beat out his problematic fave on the itunes chart with no promo
12:08—no.
13:23—THEORY: Dan’s actually super vanilla and his only kink is choking
13:50—okay but come on, in what world would casual viewers NOT assume they’re dating here like…
15:40—Dan if you pull an ex-disney star I will be the happiest person alive
16:00—okay but we all have to admit, the disco ball suite was literally talked about SO much also “me and phil”
16:32—this lesbian went one point down on the Kinsey scale after hearing dan say “it was a good night”
16:54—he mentions “saving marina joyce.” Dan’s getting edgy?
18:01—Dan compares him not uploading a video for 3 weeks with Trump being elected prez
18:16—THEORY: Jealous!Phil wrote that tweet hoping nick Jonas would be the one to kinkshame dan, but instead it was pete
20:20—I’M SO HAPPY HECTOR GOT A SHOUT OUT I’M HECTOR TRASH #1
21:30—him crying over the cookie better
22:30—he literally just said “May-may” instead of memes “”””this guy””””
I loved this video I thought his deliveries were all pretty funny, I laughed out loud a few times…and I like how he exaggerates things, it kinda conveys the sarcasm of it all? He wanted to make something that didn’t take itself too seriously, so I think talking about #bedgate and phil calling him up at the BONCAS would defeat the purpose. Also am I the only one who didn’t think his yelling was annoying? Maybe I’m j
(I guess this part should be trigger warning-ed?
At 4:53 dan says he has mild agoraphobia, which is an irrational fear of situations where sexual abuse can happen. I automatically accepted that because a very close friend of mine has it, but thinking about it and knowing him it’s more likely he said agoraphobia but didn’t ar-tic-u-late. It’s prob been discussed I haven’t been able to fully catch up on the thread, but what do you guys think, assuming it hasn’t been covered yet?)
sorry, I'm on vacation so I wrote this a little too fast