It’s 5 am. I can’t fall back asleep, because this video is just buzzing around my brain. I’ll probably do timestamps later. But for for now a few replies to things said here.
While I hate top/bottom discourse, I love how they handled this. Dan’s posture while staring at the camera read as a challenge to me, like he was saying “and what?” Phil, keeping it practical said in this case bottoming looked easier. But guess what? It wasn’t and they switched. Which just makes me feel vindicated for all those times I cringed from seeing asks or comments on my friend’s fics saying they only want to read Dan bottoming. F off. Like yes, fan fiction and real life are two different things (though I do like realistic fic) and yes people can have preferences (both readers and people engaging in sex). But D&P are real people with real sex lives (that we are only just now starting to hear about for whatever reason, even though we should never feel entitled to know anything) and real people generally don’t just stick to the same roles. Also sex isn’t just about penetration, etc, etc. *steps off soap box*
The door slam. I don’t think this had to be from a third party. Like they are both moving toward the room they change in, away from another room that they may have grabbed some clothes from? And that door is closed when we see it. Also I’m glad they filmed there. The lighting is pretty and well, with the two flats theory, this would be one of the spaces they live in, not a set like where Phil’s Viewers Choose My Outfit, where Phil literally changed in Dan’s glass closet/dinof filming area. Where as in this one it seems they changed in a bedroom. Maybe their bedroom. It’s a small thing, a very subtle, unconfirmed thing, but it feels more genuine. Also we’ve seen this space a couple times before, near the beginning of the deleted Tinder spon and whichever video Dan pretended to destroy his laptop in (was that Memes?)
Speaking of sets. Woah AmazingPhil room, housing all the props! Odd how TATINOF props are popping up all of a sudden (question mark block in the gaming room, giant Sharpie and fake cactus in the AP room as well as that big P). It’s never felt less like a bedroom. And Dan asks Phil why are we in here? I love character growth. Or growth away from being characters. But am I going to have to hop off the moving train? Idk.
I think that’s all for now. Going to try to get a bit more shut eye. Phan math is still bothering me quite a bit. Might have to make a post breaking it down with all the pinof dates and such. Oh hell here you go:
Pinof 1: filmed Oct 20th, 2009 = 0 years and 1 day after meeting irl (uploaded Oct 25th, but that’s so much less exciting a thing to remember)
Pinof 2: posted May 28th, 2009 = 6 months and a few days after pinof 1 (those two nerds just couldn’t fucking wait, even though they had just done AmazingDan)
Pinof 3: posted Nov 1st, 2011 = 2 years and 1 week after pinof 1, but a whole year and a half after pinof 2. (University and existential crises really took their toll. This also refutes Dan’s claim that they filmed two one year and that’s why there are extra/why he can’t do math. I mean yeah 1 & 2 were less than 365 day’s apart, half in fact, but 3 brings the universe back into balance)
Pinof 4: posted Sept 12th, 2012 = 2 years, 10 months and fuck my brain is tired and not actually great at math, but better than those two losers days after pinof 1 (why was this up in September? In need of something to appease the fans? Dan claimed this would be the best ever. It is my least favorite.)
Pinof 5: posted Nov 22, 2013 = 4 years and about a month after the original (the dullest imo, but less painful. Maybe one day I’ll get over it)
Pinof 6: posted Nov 6, 2014 = 5 years and a couple weeks after the original (things get better, they really do)
Pinof 7: posted Nov 29, 2015 = 6 years, one month and a few days after the original (good content)
Pinof 8: Nov 29, 2016 = 7 years, one month and look at the regular uploading schedule, days after the original (and by this time Dan is confident in saying “in November like it always is”)
Pinof 9: Nov 24, 2017 = 8 years and about a month after the original (my first one in the phandom)
Pinof 10: Nov ?, 2018 = 9 years after the original (see how Pinof 10 does not equal 10 years? DO YOU SEE???)
Pinof 11: sometime in 2019, probably November = yes, then you can finally say it’s been 10 years since the original pinof, you dorks
This is just the way anniversaries and birthdays work. You haven’t been together a year the day after you met and a baby isn’t one year old the day after it’s born. Always remember to subtract a year. Goodnight/morning
