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Why am I so thrilled at seeing a picture of a man's leg. I need to re-evaluate my life

EDIT: this is the first time I'm genuinely sad to get a top of the page post

rizzo wrote:

flarequake wrote:Possibly the closest close-up of his leg yet. Also, ouch.

Look... I'm just gonna put it out there... that doesn't look like shorts....

o Shorts? or

o Sheets?

or

o Just adorable and doesn't really matter

There must be something wrong with me because I'm fascinated by a 30 year old man's leg. And I'm definitely not trying to understand if those are shorts or boxers or just a blanket. That's not creepy at all.

But really HOW in the world did he get that bruise, it's a bad one.

rizzo wrote:

flarequake wrote:Possibly the closest close-up of his leg yet. Also, ouch.

Look... I'm just gonna put it out there... that doesn't look like shorts....

What's up, braintwin. Literally just woke up, saw this and sleep-slurred "ok but those are Dan's sheets". Or maybe they share sheets if you wanna be fucking boring

Also, hubba hubba

Actually, in retrospect, do we know if they're even home? Wasn't there discussion for a potential IoM or Manchester visit? IDEK what I'm hypothesizing here.

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queerofcups wrote:

rizzo wrote:

flarequake wrote:Possibly the closest close-up of his leg yet. Also, ouch.

Look... I'm just gonna put it out there... that doesn't look like shorts....

What's up, braintwin. Literally just woke up, saw this and sleep-slurred "ok but those are Dan's sheets". Or maybe they share sheets if you wanna be fucking boring

Also, hubba hubba

For real. I almost felt bad having that immediate thought, but listen... I am here to over-analyze and over-analyze I will.

can he add a third option of 'whale holding a walking stick' because that is all I can see

ALSO Dan, if you ever read on here which I normally hope you don't, please find a way to make a video waxing Phil's legs. Please. For science. I don't care what you have to do to make this happen, make it happen.

and rizzo - if they're shorts I'm going to eat a hat

I think he is wearing shorts (they have a ribbed texture), but he is definitely sitting on the same sheet's as in Dan's video. Yep, this is officially my life - staring at a photo of some man on the internet for 5 minutes straight.
Where's the trashcan emoji when you need it

But what's the blue thing in the upper corner?

Tumblr is incredible right now, #sheetgate has begun, I guess

sorry to interrupt your sheetgate but i saw this in Phil's likes on twitter and now i can't stop imagining him walking around the apartment singing "Boys" by Charli XCX :mrgreen:

Have to say I'm seeing shorts. Doesn't make sense to me for a leg to be poking out from a sheet like that, also seems a bit risqué for Phil. And the colour/pattern of the fabric doesn't match the sheets imo.
As for the blue thing in the corner, no idea, but I'm eager to see if someone can work it out.

I have a feeling this is going to be another cardboard vs. wood floor debate

opendoor wrote:Have to say I'm seeing shorts. Doesn't make sense to me for a leg to be poking out from a sheet like that, also seems a bit risqué for Phil. And the colour/pattern of the fabric doesn't match the sheets imo.
As for the blue thing in the corner, no idea, but I'm eager to see if someone can work it out.

Agreed,but also because:

there's a hemline in the bottom of the picture. Definitely shorts and not sheets.

However, whether he's sitting *on* sheets? Possibly, no clue.

Ugh I'm pretty sure they're shorts now but what if we just ignore that and have #sheetgate anyway

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Also, I'd hate to be the glass-half-empty kinda guy, but I'm team shorts.

to me it looks like he's sitting with his right leg crossing his left in those grey calvin klein shorts he wears around the house. but what's more interesting to me is /how/ he got that bruise because ouch

ArtyJim wrote:to me it looks like he's sitting with his right leg crossing his left in those grey calvin klein shorts he wears around the house. but what's more interesting to me is /how/ he got that bruise because ouch

This. (and also yeah what the flip did he walk into, ow)

queerofcups wrote:Ugh I'm pretty sure they're shorts now but what if we just ignore that and have #sheetgate anyway

But also This. How about: He made those shorts OUT OF Dan's sheets dun dun dunnn.

Fing hell. As someone currently wasting away their Saturday lying in a bed with grey jersey sheets, and examining the top edge, I firmly believe those are sheets. The hemline looks exactly the same as the underside of mine. #sheetgate

I don't see why they would still be "up north" when they said they might livestream gaming this weekend, unless that was a deliberate diversion for their travel plans (afterall they didn't promise it would happen this weekend).

Also damn that looks like it hurt. Looking forward to the story on that.

I see a death ray with googly eyes myself.

...I thought the blue thing was his socked foot, but if it's a mystery I'm probably wrong.

Whether he's wearing shorts or not, he's still also sitting on some external gray material to be bunched up like that. The hem across his leg looks a lot more like an inside/back hem pattern than an outer/front one though, unless he's wearing something inside-out.

queerofcups wrote:Ugh I'm pretty sure they're shorts now but what if we just ignore that and have #sheetgate anyway

Yeah, I'm seeing it too. Oh well:)

I see Phil is taking some pointers from Dan's body parts exposing self-indulgent pictures.

998274 wrote: But what's the blue thing in the upper corner?

His sock.

Yup I saw it as legs crossed- because my eyes instantly interpreted the image that way I assumed everyone's had and didn't feel the need to explain. So yeah, I'm pretty certain that's his other leg and not a sheet.

apathy wrote:...I thought the blue thing was his socked foot, but if it's a mystery I'm probably wrong.

Haha and that was instantly visible to you, but not to me. But now you say it, yeah, pretty sure that's a sock, lol.

I'm on team shorts as well.

malday wrote:

Ah so he was 'fighting' Dan, makes sense.

malday wrote:I see Phil is taking some pointers from Dan's body parts exposing self-indulgent pictures.

998274 wrote: But what's the blue thing in the upper corner?

His sock.

Bear...as in "There is no Bear on this island =<"

Interesting choice of words there Mr Lester.

^^^
On second thought I hope he gives no other explanation than "fighting a bear" because that is perfect. Thanks for that reminder bookfiend
I recreated the photo for anyone on team shorts, because apparently I'm just that passionate.
(I'm sorry I just don't understand you shorts and cardboard people).
But hiding it under a cut to spare you from my hairy thigh.

malday wrote: His sock.

This just made me spit take, thank you

autumnhearth wrote:
I see a death ray with googly eyes myself.

Petition for 'death ray with googly eyes' to be the new thread name

SquishPhan wrote:

malday wrote:

Ah so he was 'fighting' Dan, makes sense.

OR: totally 'fighting' a 'bear' *please imagine the pink trash can has returned from war*