Dan & Phil Part 98: forever home!!1!!!

[laurenbacall]

the way that he ran out of time on one of the stories so instagram split what he's saying into "this is a P-" (new story) "-ENIS" is sending me

[fruitcriminals]

Thank you for the explanation no one needed, Dan. (But also?? Did anyone really not realize what he was drawing? If so, I envy them).
Anyway, there’s just no way he made us see his face two days in a row just because he wanted to. He’s about to drop something.

the fact that he doesn't even have a reply box on his instagram story. Sir, who was confused.

[Catallena]

Dan making up some bullshit about how people ~weren't getting it, so that he gets to talk about cock some more. I hate him.

[Megancita75]

My headcanon is his therapist gave him an assignment to battle perfectionist tendencies, and the assignment was that he had to post casual and dumb Instastories for a few days.

[rizzo]

I'm a hot minute away from starting a "Days Since Dan Last Mentioned Penis" counter.....

[Catallena]

[inanerat]

lmao love waking up to a Dan story of him just explaining that he drew d dick. Hadn't even gotten out of bed yet.

...and if people really were confused then damn, I can't believe modern public education is failing the youths like this

[alittledizzy]

Yes, we know it's a penis, Dan. Penis, penis, penis.

[Levitating]

the fact that he doesn't even have a reply box on his instagram story. Sir, who was confused.

Dan making up some bullshit about how people ~weren't getting it, so that he gets to talk about cock some more. I hate him.

... truly A bit annoying, tbh.

... at the same time, gosh, I hope he does not read this forum. Everyone call immediately call him out It must not be a pleasant experience to be constantly exanimated and correctly, for that matter!

[liola]

Dan be like "there was no one who really didn't know it was a dick, but because I crave chaos™ I'm going to be obnoxious and draw ANOTHER dick and make sure you know that, no matter what you think, I am gay and I like penis, dick, cock. That is my truth™"

Feels like when Dan just came out and he would say that he was gay 24/7, same energy

[alittledizzy]

It's interesting how Dan's on-camera voice is pretty much still the same as in DAPG. I don't think it occurred to me that Phil has had two full years to get used to being a more relaxed version of himself in videos whereas Dan's been more.. in stasis with how he interacts with a camera? I think it stood out to me especially in instagram stories since Phil for the most part does not use the exuberant youtube-video voice when he does stories.

[Megancita75]

alittledizzy, I also have thought that Dan still very much has a persona on camera, much more than Phil, and that might be like you say because he's been off camera a lot and is still figuring his presence and level of comfort out or it might just be that he is guarded in different ways than Phil and that comes across too.

Edited to add: i should clarify that I don't think this is an authentic/inauthentic thing, more just that he seems more filtered and less relaxed to me as compared to Phil; and that also just might be a by-product of seeing Dan less too. it's also not any less entertaining, or anything, but there is an intangible difference of presentation to me there which is interesting.

[alittledizzy]

[shan]

It's interesting how Dan's on-camera voice is pretty much still the same as in DAPG. I don't think it occurred to me that Phil has had two full years to get used to being a more relaxed version of himself in videos whereas Dan's been more.. in stasis with how he interacts with a camera? I think it stood out to me especially in instagram stories since Phil for the most part does not use the exuberant youtube-video voice when he does stories.

100%. I had an overwhelming dose of nostalgia over those insta stories, very liveshow Dan vibes. I also noticed it a bit in the stereo chat. There were a couple of moments where it felt like he got a bit too performative and the contrast with Phil was really jarring.

[dontpanic]

to be fair I think by messages he's referring to some of the comments/replies, but let's be real he really just wanted to say 'cock' on camera I don't care if Dan's just posting more bc of the impending book promo, I'm absolutely living.

also, this is so off-topic, but I just want to say I really appreciate how compassionate Dan & Phil are with their audience, and how responsible they are with how they present themselves. I've been realizing more and more how empathetic they try to be compared to so many other influencers... I've never had to wonder if they're good people--even when they fuck up they actually seem to, like, listen and grow which is so rare on the internet these days.

IDK, I'm just being sentimental I'm coming off an all-nighter and it turns out my body's too old for that now haha

[Catallena]

Dan & Bell has a nice ring to it.

[fruitcriminals]

Ah I agree @dontpanic, obvs nobody's perfect but they seem like they make a real effort to do/say the right thing. I'm here for the peen posts, had I not been able to share my love of the D until I was 28 I am sure I would be behaving similarly!

A really small thing that made me think they are genuine and trusting people was Phil/Bell not questioning Tesco delivery man's announcement that he does porn. My instant reaction would be to eye roll and say oh ha ha you're funny, assuming he was joking (or had I been Phil in that scenario, would have assumed the dude was joking to be flirty). I *loved* that all these years later both of them actually seem to believe the man was simply stating a fact

[rizzo]

A really small thing that made me think they are genuine and trusting people was Phil/Bell not questioning Tesco delivery man's announcement that he does porn. My instant reaction would be to eye roll and say oh ha ha you're funny, assuming he was joking (or had I been Phil in that scenario, would have assumed the dude was joking to be flirty). I *loved* that all these years later both of them actually seem to believe the man was simply stating a fact

I think this, in particular, suggests that Phil... and by extension, Dan... immediately knew that he was stating a fact.

Can't laugh it off if you know for a fact that that's exactly how you recognize the delivery man.

[obvsly]

I think this, in particular, suggests that Phil... and by extension, Dan... immediately knew that he was stating a fact.

Can't laugh it off if you know for a fact that that's exactly how you recognize the delivery man.

I’d reserve judgment whether they knew he was stating a fact...

But I’d bet they did go looking for him on certain sites afterwards.

[shan]

I think this, in particular, suggests that Phil... and by extension, Dan... immediately knew that he was stating a fact.

Can't laugh it off if you know for a fact that that's exactly how you recognize the delivery man.

One of the worst parts of fandom is the immediate thought after hearing that story of 'I wonder who the guy is...'

I haven't given in to that impulse (...yet) but I'm willing to bet someone else has

[fruitcriminals]

Wait...have you lot genuinely never said this as a joke to someone who says you look familiar?

It's literally the first suggestion you see on reddit (you both had me worried for a sec that I was just one big problematic freak saying stuff like that to people so I googled it to make sure lol)

[shan]

Did Dan steal Phil's phone?

[alittledizzy]

alexa how do you delete someone else's tweet

[fruitcriminals]

Did Dan steal Phil's phone?

Lmaooooo

[shan]

This is amazing