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IckleMissMayhem wrote:
And yet those lips. *War flashback to Undertale #3* Cheeky #spon - Dan, get Phil to pick you up some lip scrub and lipbalm next time he's in Lush for his Popcorn cleanser!

His lips really need something, I'd like to call "emergency help"
I guess he kisses/bites his lips so often that he has bleeding lips @Undertale#3

Anonymousse wrote:

IckleMissMayhem wrote:
And yet those lips. *War flashback to Undertale #3* Cheeky #spon - Dan, get Phil to pick you up some lip scrub and lipbalm next time he's in Lush for his Popcorn cleanser!

His lips really need something, I'd like to call "emergency help"

http://www.blistex.com/products/medicated-lip-ointment/
Which makes me check if they are vegetarian friendly , the horror...

I guess he kisses/bites his lips so often that he has bleeding lips @Undertale#3

Dehydration is the thing that messes my lips up quickest (but it's also the simplest to fix.)
Don't think I've ever had lips so chapped they've actually cracked/bled. Ouch.

jhamba wrote:

oqua wrote:

palpable wrote:

IckleMissMayhem wrote:I'm jealous of Phil's fingernails. Help.

I'm only shaming you a lil bit

I've said it before and I'll say it again, I hate the white marks on his nails.
I also don't like his hands, I'm sorry. They look like the hands of a spoiled aristocrat, and I feel like they would be weirdly soft and cold. Idk.

*insert obligatory sweetmm quote about phil's hands being bourgeoisie, and dan's being proletarian"

I love his bourgeoisie hands. maybe because I'm a classist binch. I don't even care

I'm Team Proletariat all the way. I guess it's a daily class war in their apartment.

IckleMissMayhem wrote:

Anonymousse wrote:

IckleMissMayhem wrote:
And yet those lips. *War flashback to Undertale #3* Cheeky #spon - Dan, get Phil to pick you up some lip scrub and lipbalm next time he's in Lush for his Popcorn cleanser!

His lips really need something, I'd like to call "emergency help"

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Which makes me check if they are vegetarian friendly , the horror...

I guess he kisses/bites his lips so often that he has bleeding lips @Undertale#3

Dehydration is the thing that messes my lips up quickest (but it's also the simplest to fix.)
Don't think I've ever had lips so chapped they've actually cracked/bled. Ouch.

I can recommend Carmex. Has done wonders to my crackedicrackled lips.

palpable wrote:

jhamba wrote:

oqua wrote:

palpable wrote:

IckleMissMayhem wrote:I'm jealous of Phil's fingernails. Help.

I'm only shaming you a lil bit

I've said it before and I'll say it again, I hate the white marks on his nails.
I also don't like his hands, I'm sorry. They look like the hands of a spoiled aristocrat, and I feel like they would be weirdly soft and cold. Idk.

*insert obligatory sweetmm quote about phil's hands being bourgeoisie, and dan's being proletarian"

I love his bourgeoisie hands. maybe because I'm a classist binch. I don't even care

I'm Team Proletariat all the way. I guess it's a daily class war in their apartment.

Nah, I'm sure the North/South divide gives them enough ammo to wind each other up with whenever they're bored(!) Team Phil on that one. Can't help it.

IckleMissMayhem wrote: And yet those lips. *War flashback to Undertale #3* Cheeky #spon - Dan, get Phil to pick you up some lip scrub and lipbalm next time he's in Lush for his Popcorn cleanser!

You never know, maybe Phil likes them row like that

IckleMissMayhem wrote:

from this image it seems that Dan has a longer index than ring finger and Phil has a longer ring finger than index. What does that mean? Is someone a specialist of that?

daphenaxa wrote:
Dan and Phil segment begins at @2:32 and the jealous dan is around @ 4:50.
Tbh it's the best jealous Dan I have seen. Most of the jealous dan moments that we know are usually exaggerated or unclear but here it always make me go "awwwww Danny" :')

I just found this gem in the Dan jealousy thread. Dan's hair looks really cute. Also Phil is somehow very sweet in this video

daphenaxa wrote:
from this image it seems that Dan has a longer index than ring finger and Phil has a longer ring finger than index. What does that mean? Is someone a specialist of that?

We should open a finger analysis thread.

daphenaxa wrote:

IckleMissMayhem wrote: And yet those lips. *War flashback to Undertale #3* Cheeky #spon - Dan, get Phil to pick you up some lip scrub and lipbalm next time he's in Lush for his Popcorn cleanser!

You never know, maybe Phil likes them row like that

IckleMissMayhem wrote:

from this image it seems that Dan has a longer index than ring finger and Phil has a longer ring finger than index. What does that mean? Is someone a specialist of that?

Anyone called for finger ratio expert?
Some people say it says something about your health and personality, but I call that bullshit. Now what I think is not that bullshit (and also my friend learnt it at uni this year) is that it has something to do with you sexuality/hormone leves while you were developing in your mum's belly.
Now, if your ring finger is longer, you were exposed to more testosterone while you were a fetus => thats why lesbians usually have longer ring fingers (me included) like straight men as opposed to females normally having a ring and index fingers about the same (some people say that if you got that, you're most probably bisexual... Idk about that tbh) or longer index finger.
So it can lowkey work like a gaydar - see dude with longer index finger or both of those about the same? He probs likes other dudes to some extent. Flip that over and you got female gaydar.
Also appaz if you got ring finger longer you're more likely to be promiscuous bcz of that testosterone, but come on, aren't lesbians stereotyped to be u-haul4lyfe?
By that logic then, Philly is our straight manly man and Dan is full time homo. But not necersarily, because I have few schoolmates with longer index fingers who claim to be straight but are probably lowkey bisexual I'm calling it since seven years ago but still appaz straight goddamit
Is that good enough analysis?

PolarFox wrote: Anyone called for finger ratio expert?
Some people say it says something about your health and personality, but I call that bullshit. Now what I think is not that bullshit (and also my friend learnt it at uni this year) is that it has something to do with you sexuality/hormone leves while you were developing in your mum's belly.
Now, if your ring finger is longer, you were exposed to more testosterone while you were a fetus => thats why lesbians usually have longer ring fingers (me included) like straight men as opposed to females normally having a ring and index fingers about the same (some people say that if you got that, you're most probably bisexual... Idk about that tbh) or longer index finger.
So it can lowkey work like a gaydar - see dude with longer index finger or both of those about the same? He probs likes other dudes to some extent. Flip that over and you got female gaydar.
Also appaz if you got ring finger longer you're more likely to be promiscuous bcz of that testosterone, but come on, aren't lesbians stereotyped to be u-haul4lyfe?
By that logic then, Philly is our straight manly man and Dan is full time homo. But not necersarily, because I have few schoolmates with longer index fingers who claim to be straight but are probably lowkey bisexual I'm calling it since seven years ago but still appaz straight goddamit
Is that good enough analysis?

ok since you got me even more curious I googled it and strap yourselves in the results are amazing.

so according to 100% scientific study, men with shorter index than ring finger (Phil) tend to
- be nicer towards women and more polite in general
- are more promiscuous because they were exposed to more testosterone in the womb
- have a longer stretched penis (Phil is a grower confirmed)
- have more universally attractive faces
- are better at maths (I think Phil might be the exception for this one)
- are more likely to take risks and hence to be successful and rich
- tend to do better in life in general
- have more risks of developing prostate cancer
- are more likely to be straight

however men with ring finger shorter than index (Dan) tend to
- have lower risks of heart disease but suffer more from schizophrenia, allergies, eczema and hay fever.
- not live as long
- more likely to be clingy and anxious, higher rates of hyperactivity and attention deficit disorder.
- are more likely to be gay and sexually adventurous
- more likely to experiment with drugs and become addicted to alcohol more easily.
- like watching violent movies
- be better soldiers, engineers, speculators and chess players, and are better at solving problems such as crosswords.
- more likely to be left handed.
- higher chance of ending up in prison, being murdered, going mad

specially for Oqua

In particular, sudden changes in the shape, thickness or colour of our nails are usually a sign that something is amiss.
A whitening nail bed is often a sign of anaemia. White nails in general could signify that something is wrong with your liver, spotting on the nails could be due to calcium deficiency and horizontal grooves can be a sign of diabetes, circulatory disease or malnutrition.

Wow daphenaxa, this is like the inkblot test video all over again

PolarFox wrote:

daphenaxa wrote:

IckleMissMayhem wrote: And yet those lips. *War flashback to Undertale #3* Cheeky #spon - Dan, get Phil to pick you up some lip scrub and lipbalm next time he's in Lush for his Popcorn cleanser!

You never know, maybe Phil likes them row like that

IckleMissMayhem wrote:

from this image it seems that Dan has a longer index than ring finger and Phil has a longer ring finger than index. What does that mean? Is someone a specialist of that?

Anyone called for finger ratio expert?
Some people say it says something about your health and personality, but I call that bullshit. Now what I think is not that bullshit (and also my friend learnt it at uni this year) is that it has something to do with you sexuality/hormone leves while you were developing in your mum's belly.
Now, if your ring finger is longer, you were exposed to more testosterone while you were a fetus => thats why lesbians usually have longer ring fingers (me included) like straight men as opposed to females normally having a ring and index fingers about the same (some people say that if you got that, you're most probably bisexual... Idk about that tbh) or longer index finger.
So it can lowkey work like a gaydar - see dude with longer index finger or both of those about the same? He probs likes other dudes to some extent. Flip that over and you got female gaydar.
Also appaz if you got ring finger longer you're more likely to be promiscuous bcz of that testosterone, but come on, aren't lesbians stereotyped to be u-haul4lyfe?
By that logic then, Philly is our straight manly man and Dan is full time homo. But not necersarily, because I have few schoolmates with longer index fingers who claim to be straight but are probably lowkey bisexual I'm calling it since seven years ago but still appaz straight goddamit
Is that good enough analysis?

I think it's a bit tricky to get the actual finger ratio from pictures. Index finger and ring finger start at a different height, so the index finger often appears longer, especially when the fingers are not laid out flat. You have to measure both fingers exactly from the palm to the tip and then divide or compare the length. Dans index finger seems longer, but his ring finger starts lower on the palm (i hope this is understandable ) so it could still be longer.
But yeah, the link between hormone distribution in the womb and finger ratio is pretty much proven, i think?

I tried to find pictures where you can see their hand from a straight angle and where their fingers are not bent, but i couldn't find any. Does anyone have such pictures?

DAN'S COLLAR BONES



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oqua wrote:DAN'S COLLAR BONES



Clavicle pix under the spoiler

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ok weirdass question now, does someone have pictures of Dan from behind. Like his back?

the finger stuff is all bullshit you know that right guys..
they both have nice hands though

Dan's lips might be dry from dehydration as Phil said they were in 2012 (in which case balms will do nothing), but they're cracked/peeling/bleeding from biting them. it's most likely a nervous habit. you can see him do the behaviour on camera sometimes.

Fringeless Phil from Rawten-still...fills me with determination.

Also:
Eyes. Phil's otherworldly unblinking stare (I know it's strange but I probably wouldn't watch them nearly as much as I do if not for the way he looks at me the camera)
But also Dan's: Phil definitely has color and size going for him but Dan has shape, warmth, mischief, the little lines on the edges when he smiles a certain way...
Lips. Both of them have quite sensual lips. Especially Phil though.
Hands, hands, hands...all the way. Team aristo-bourgeois-Phil, those soft and delicate artists' fingers...
Paleness...I've always been strangely attracted to very pale skin in men, especially with dark hair to contrast. Seems I have a bit of a thing for vampires.
Phil's legs for days.
Voices. OK, I know it's not a body part per se but deep voices are also a major weakness of mine. Mainly Phil's, but Dan gave me a bit of a shiver when he did that "we cannot afford to lose any more clicks" in the Impossible Quiz...can we embed audio clips on here? just a question...
Again, not exactly body part but I adore Dan's speech patterns/enunciation/waffling.
Similarly, Phil's accent

daphenaxa wrote:

ok weirdass question now, does someone have pictures of Dan from behind. Like his back?

Do you mean his bare back, or literally just pictures of him from behind?

starlight-still wrote: Also:
Eyes. Phil's otherworldly unblinking stare (I know it's strange but I probably wouldn't watch them nearly as much as I do if not for the way he looks at me the camera)

Hands, hands, hands...all the way. Team aristo-bourgeois-Phil, those soft and delicate artists' fingers...

THIS!!!!
Phil's stare always makes me wonder if he is indeed an alien sent to Earth to mesmerise human.

Yay, team Phil's hand.

I also love when Phil speaks with northern accent. Probably because I used to live in the northern part of England, it feels closer to me, somehow.

oqua wrote:

daphenaxa wrote:

ok weirdass question now, does someone have pictures of Dan from behind. Like his back?

Do you mean his bare back, or literally just pictures of him from behind?

yeah i meant just pictures of him from behind.
But do you have pictures of his bare back?? (I can only think of the Jamaica "fashion show" where would have ever seen his bare back?)

I wouldn't be against someone making a rec of pictures of Dan's neck because damn...

this thread should be renamed the thirst thread tbh

woop

daphenaxa wrote:ok weirdass question now, does someone have pictures of Dan from behind. Like his back?

Video of both from behind:

shikaritrash wrote:this thread should be renamed the thirst thread tbh

woop

Nope, no idea what you're on about, none whatsoever...

Either the baking vids, or radio show, via archivers is probably your best bet for back shots...

My favorite pictures of Dan are when his head is turning. oddly specific, I know
I can't think of anything in particular that I like about Phil, I just have these moments where I'm like "damn he's attractive rn" and I can't pinpoint why.
Edit: The one thing I know for sure is that it's adorable when either one of them flips/adjusts their hair. It's fascinating to watch for some reason.

idk if it can be classified as neck, but I absolutely love this photo of Dan
like the small hollow under his bow tie and the neck muscles

lilMango wrote:My favorite pictures of Dan are when his head is turning. oddly specific, I know

This is my favorite picture. Everything about it is beautiful.


like.... stop being pretty..... we get it

damn dan


I'm just putting that here because you know, I'm just, yeah. There you go.
and because arms/hands amiright
and neck
and everything else





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^^^ The. Hands.
I've decided I like how the actual backs of hands/knuckles look than the fingers themselves... not just with Dan lol. Is that weird? I think it's probably weird. I'll see myself out.