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Re: Dan & Phil Part 29: Horton hears two b*tch ass liars

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2016 5:23 pm
by majitzu
rizzo wrote:I've just had a thought totally out of left field. (That's a lie. Chris Kendall's recent tweet inspired this.)

Remember that voice-over Dan and Phil mentioned doing last year that wouldn't be out until... well, now-ish. Did they ever specify that it was a show/movie necessarily? Perhaps they voiced a game? They are, after-all, sponsored by a major game developer.

Just a thought.
they make it sound like it was an episode of a animated show

Re: Dan & Phil Part 29: Horton hears two b*tch ass liars

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2016 6:17 pm
by starlight-still
Re: Other paths that might pursue. I could see Dan moving into gaming and/or music in some way. Maybe writing, using his analytical mind for research and critique. I could also see him running a business or organization when he gets a bit older, perhaps something political/social justice-oriented. Phil perhaps something in film/television- directing, maybe even cinematography. I also could see him getting involved in animation (e.g.- voice acting) or some kind of emerging interactive media platform. Or maybe his love of animals will lead him to be a presenter for some kind of children’s wildlife program. Or both of them might decide to kick off their f/t onesie modeling careers in 2020. They have options, that’s for sure.

Re: Japan 2.0 and hot springs bro time. As a big fan of natural hot springs I hope to goodness they get their soak on at some point in the future…but seeing as both of them seem a bit uncomfortable with the whole public nudity thing, they might consider decompressing with something private…very relaxing and very, very…bro-taular

Re: What Dan said that got bleeped. I admit, there’s a part of me that would thoroughly enjoy hearing what he could do with c*nt. I trust he’d execute it with the commitment and flair that we’ve come to expect from his swearing (unless he comes on his ls talking about “see ya later c*nts” :sideeye: ).

Re: Dan & Phil Part 29: Horton hears two b*tch ass liars

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2016 6:27 pm
by Galactic-Howell
starlight-still wrote:Re: Other paths that might pursue. I could see Dan moving into gaming and/or music in some way. Maybe writing, using his analytical mind for research and critique. I could also see him running a business or organization when he gets a bit older, perhaps something political/social justice-oriented. Phil perhaps something in film/television- directing, maybe even cinematography. I also could see him getting involved in animation (e.g.- voice acting) or some kind of emerging interactive media platform. Or maybe his love of animals will lead him to be a presenter for some kind of children’s wildlife program. Or both of them might decide to kick off their f/t onesie modeling careers in 2020. They have options, that’s for sure.

Re: Japan 2.0 and hot springs bro time. As a big fan of natural hot springs I hope to goodness they get their soak on at some point in the future…but seeing as both of them seem a bit uncomfortable with the whole public nudity thing, they might consider decompressing with something private…very relaxing and very, very…bro-taular :ribena:

Re: What Dan said that got bleeped. I admit, there’s a part of me that would thoroughly enjoy hearing what he could do with c*nt. I trust he’d execute it with the commitment and flair that we’ve come to expect from his swearing (unless he comes on his ls talking about “see ya later c*nts” :sideeye: ).


Totally agree with you on what their future paths could be. While they both are creative, I can definitely see Phil going into directing/voice acting more than Dan. Definitely could see Dan going into something to do with politics. (bonus points if in debates he actually says 'shitting down my legs' :lol: )

Anyway, I am all for steamy bro totally platonic steam time

Re: Dan & Phil Part 29: Horton hears two b*tch ass liars

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2016 6:40 pm
by melon lord
Galactic-Howell wrote:


Totally agree with you on what their future paths could be. While they both are creative, I can definitely see Phil going into directing/voice acting more than Dan. Definitely could see Dan going into something to do with politics. (bonus points if in debates he actually says 'shitting down my legs' :lol: )

Anyway, I am all for steamy bro totally platonic steam time
Dammit now I want Dan's political campaign pictures to be him at a desk doing the doge pose, and when he hears the opposition's turn be like "are you sHITTING ME" and like "Full-time political homo" and he'd hire Drake as his bodyguard and god even knows what kind of laws he'd pass probably like mandatory Muse and Radiohead music being played from speakers all across the nation like some dystopian national brainwashing and then like a shiba adoption program and whiskers drawn on the political parties and Ribena initialising rituals and idk I'm getting carried away :lol:

Re: Dan & Phil Part 29: Horton hears two b*tch ass liars

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2016 6:44 pm
by Philena
I want to see Dan in a Jon Stewart/John Oliver type political talk show, which Phil helps to write, direct, and produce (and also makes guest appearances). Is that so much to ask?!

Re: Dan & Phil Part 29: Horton hears two b*tch ass liars

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2016 7:15 pm
by manged
Philena wrote:I want to see Dan in a Jon Stewart/John Oliver type political talk show, which Phil helps to write, direct, and produce (and also makes guest appearances). Is that so much to ask?!
I had a dream that Dan will host a political comedy talk show, and I'm psychic, so it will happen.

You're welcome.

Re: Dan & Phil Part 29: Horton hears two b*tch ass liars

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2016 7:27 pm
by Philena
manged wrote:
Philena wrote:I want to see Dan in a Jon Stewart/John Oliver type political talk show, which Phil helps to write, direct, and produce (and also makes guest appearances). Is that so much to ask?!
I had a dream that Dan will host a political comedy talk show, and I'm psychic, so it will happen.

You're welcome.
So it shall be done

Re: Dan & Phil Part 29: Horton hears two b*tch ass liars

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2016 8:16 pm
by coffeepenguin
Philena wrote:I want to see Dan in a Jon Stewart/John Oliver type political talk show, which Phil helps to write, direct, and produce (and also makes guest appearances). Is that so much to ask?!
THIS! Honestly, this would be the best thing ever, and Dan's already had all the necessary experience in throwing random dick jokes, male attraction mentions and funny voices to keep his audience engaged when he's talking serious business (said with all imaginable respect to Jon Stewart and John Oliver, I adore both). Unfortunately, I think he's too much of a misanthrope for that, you have to believe in people. And too afraid of critique.

As for politics, I just imagine the press going after him, even the most annoying fans would pale in comparison, he would never :lol: but we'd finally know for sure if phan is real

Re: Dan & Phil Part 29: Horton hears two b*tch ass liars

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2016 8:28 pm
by Artdefines06
This is the best thing, Speaking of job choices



In other news Dapgo spoilers are flooding tumblr and there is no way to avoid them because no one is tagging them as spoilers. However, the pics are great.

Re: Dan & Phil Part 29: Horton hears two b*tch ass liars

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2016 8:35 pm
by melon lord
Artdefines06 wrote:This is the best thing, Speaking of job choices

I just wheezed like a donkey at this video :lol:

I've really gotten into phan crack and shitpost videos like the Jam & Bill series, seriously can't stop laughing at the fucking ridiculous voices and quotes

Re: Dan & Phil Part 29: Horton hears two b*tch ass liars

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2016 8:45 pm
by fancybum
Damn there is some bitterness happening over here: Posted just after: I liked Friend Like Me, and while these awards do seem like some self-congratulatory bullshit, like maybe at least wait and see how they go before being a public douche about/towards them? Just a thought? The gross pretension among that crowd is contagious af, I thought he was better.

Edit: ew and of all the replies, he liked this one:
Why does the pettiest shit piss me off so much
So are we too late in the day to get a Phil video? I wasn't expecting baking, but I was expecting something..

Re: Dan & Phil Part 29: Horton hears two b*tch ass liars

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2016 8:46 pm
by jesp
Moderating

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Re: Dan & Phil Part 29: Horton hears two b*tch ass liars

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2016 8:54 pm
by melon lord
fancybum wrote: I liked Friend Like Me, and while these awards do seem like some self-congratulatory bullshit, like maybe at least wait and see how they go before being a public douche about/towards them? Just a thought? The gross pretension among that crowd is contagious af, I thought he was better.

Edit: ew and of all the replies, he liked this one:
Why does the pettiest shit piss me off so much
So are we too late in the day to get a Phil video? I wasn't expecting baking, but I was expecting something..
And of course who decides to chip in? :roll:
Image

oh look it's snowfall-

wait no, it's just the salt

Re: Dan & Phil Part 29: Horton hears two b*tch ass liars

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2016 8:56 pm
by rizzo
O k a y. DAPGO spoilers, here. we. go.
This is what we're all here for, am I right?
Image

For comparison, our fave, Shitty, predicted the future: Y'all can post the rest of the pictures. I'm still calming down over this.
Yaaaaassssssss.


Re: Dan & Phil Part 29: Horton hears two b*tch ass liars

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2016 9:01 pm
by fancybum
Ugh, Evan has replied too. Like cool guys, just go have a circle jerk over how dumb one sad little D&P fan is by your esteemed estimations of taste. Maybe they were 10?! Maybe they were nervous? Maybe to them it literally was some kind of reference to D&P and they don't give a shit about Zelda?! But no no, they need to be publicly shamed by people who know better. Seriously, fuck all of these people. The degree of assholishness legitimately stresses me out. What is the purpose of it? Gah.

Re: Dan & Phil Part 29: Horton hears two b*tch ass liars

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2016 9:06 pm
by melon lord
fancybum wrote:Ugh, Evan has replied too. Like cool guys, just go have a circle jerk over how dumb one sad little D&P fan is by your esteemed estimations of taste. Maybe they were 10?! Maybe they were nervous? Maybe to them it literally was some kind of reference to D&P and they don't give a shit about Zelda?! But no no, they need to be publicly shamed by people who know better. Seriously, fuck all of these people. The degree of assholishness legitimately stresses me out.
Yeah like honestly I love Zelda as much as any gamer but I have the goddamn maturity to understand that hearts is not automatically Zelda and it's an actual design by EA The Sims and not something pulled out of deppy's ass like oh my god are you really that dense

So salty they are hating on something that Dan and Phil literally had no control over, are you fucking serious

I honestly, genuinely question their integrity as people sometimes. No wonder deppy are so antisocial, if I had parasites like them in my work circle I'd avoid people too, smh

Re: Dan & Phil Part 29: Horton hears two b*tch ass liars

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2016 9:12 pm
by bee
fancybum wrote:Ugh, Evan has replied too. Like cool guys, just go have a circle jerk over how dumb one sad little D&P fan is by your esteemed estimations of taste. Maybe they were 10?! Maybe they were nervous? Maybe to them it literally was some kind of reference to D&P and they don't give a shit about Zelda?! But no no, they need to be publicly shamed by people who know better. Seriously, fuck all of these people. The degree of assholishness legitimately stresses me out. What is the purpose of it? Gah.
This is Ben Affleck impersonating British youtubers shitting on the phandom
"Well, actually.."
Image


(yikes that pic is big)

Re: Dan & Phil Part 29: Horton hears two b*tch ass liars

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2016 9:29 pm
by bluebox-away
rizzo wrote:O k a y. DAPGO spoilers, here. we. go.
This is what we're all here for, am I right?
Image

For comparison, our fave, Shitty, predicted the future: Y'all can post the rest of the pictures. I'm still calming down over this.
Yaaaaassssssss.
Spoiler I guess cause I'm talking about the content of the photo..?
Not sure I'll ever be over this. First of all the glorious Hector is actually psychic
Secondly, the only thing I can see is how the left hand side of the bed is seriously rumpled like someone (not a piñata that's for sure ) slept there next to Dan and just put the llamacorn there for the photo with an adorable sleeping Dan
somebody write this fic please thanks.
tldr: I am utter and that photo is adorable and I'm not okay. I was so skeptical about DAPGO but now I am all in

Re: Dan & Phil Part 29: Horton hears two b*tch ass liars

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2016 10:11 pm
by yupitsme
Guess who quickly pre-ordered DAPGO after seeing some of the spoilers
Also I'm still hoping for a Halloween video.. It's getting pretty late, but I hope Dan not tweeting all day is a sign
Also, that Youtuber drama.. NOPE. Melanie Murphy also joined in with a Harry Potter gif (and her videos aren't even that 'artsy':

Re: Dan & Phil Part 29: Horton hears two b*tch ass liars

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2016 10:19 pm
by Sakura Selfie
I thought we were going to get a main channel video today? [offtopic]
yay melon lord I love those silly jam and bill videos too I laughed so much when I saw the first one, there's 3 of them all together. I think this is my fave on that channel though, it's another really silly one [YouTube] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_J1g63Knabs&sns=tw[/YouTube]
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Re: Dan & Phil Part 29: Horton hears two b*tch ass liars

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2016 10:23 pm
by JoeAverage
bluebox-away wrote: Spoiler I guess cause I'm talking about the content of the photo..?
Not sure I'll ever be over this. First of all the glorious Hector is actually psychic
Secondly, the only thing I can see is how the left hand side of the bed is seriously rumpled like someone (not a piñata that's for sure ) slept there next to Dan and just put the llamacorn there for the photo with an adorable sleeping Dan
somebody write this fic please thanks.
tldr: I am utter and that photo is adorable and I'm not okay. I was so skeptical about DAPGO but now I am all in
I am SO glad I'm not the only person who thought this when I saw the pic!
Artdefines06 wrote:Strictly Come Dancing?

i think what Director Ed said about them in the documentary, about them working hard to do whatever it is they want, means they will succeed at anything they try for. The trick is really wanting it. Dan could totally be a lawyer, but if he doesn't want to, he wont put in the effort. Phil could be a big time director, but maybe he doesn't want to. idk. I'm sure in a world without youtube they would have found something else they love eventually.

Like running a cat cafe :)
Yeah, same, I think they can do whatever they truly want, the bad thing is that they lack the motivation, but they are fairly young, and have a very comfortable life so it's not like the need to do it right now, enjoy the moment guys, just don't spend too much $$$ on expensive clothes and souvenirs. (also the cat cafe thing made me remember that delightful fic, thank you )

-also I really hope they do go on holiday for phil's bday, I would love japan again but if not just anywhere is fine, i just need them to enjoy some private "we" time. and if that includes some platonic steamy showers then who am I to judge?!

-Sammy, Jack and Evan; more like: Image

Re: Dan & Phil Part 29: Horton hears two b*tch ass liars

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2016 10:25 pm
by melon lord
Sakura Selfie wrote:[offtopic]
yay melon lord I love those silly jam and bill videos too I laughed so much when I saw the first one, there's 3 of them all together. I think this is my fave on that channel though, it's another really silly one [YouTube] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_J1g63Knabs&sns=tw[/YouTube]
[/offtopic]
[offtopic]Honestly this channel is a blessing that video made me laugh so hard

I feel like I've taken drugs every time and boy do I love the ride

this is one of my faves cause it's so well edited

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Re: Dan & Phil Part 29: Horton hears two b*tch ass liars

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2016 10:29 pm
by bantstrash
melon lord wrote:
fancybum wrote: I liked Friend Like Me, and while these awards do seem like some self-congratulatory bullshit, like maybe at least wait and see how they go before being a public douche about/towards them? Just a thought? The gross pretension among that crowd is contagious af, I thought he was better.

Edit: ew and of all the replies, he liked this one:
Why does the pettiest shit piss me off so much
So are we too late in the day to get a Phil video? I wasn't expecting baking, but I was expecting something..
And of course who decides to chip in? :roll:
Image

oh look it's snowfall-

wait no, it's just the salt
I love when people post stuff like this on twitter because it lets me know who the assholes are.

Re: Dan & Phil Part 29: Horton hears two b*tch ass liars

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2016 10:47 pm
by Catallena
melon lord wrote:
fancybum wrote: I liked Friend Like Me, and while these awards do seem like some self-congratulatory bullshit, like maybe at least wait and see how they go before being a public douche about/towards them? Just a thought? The gross pretension among that crowd is contagious af, I thought he was better.

Edit: ew and of all the replies, he liked this one:
Why does the pettiest shit piss me off so much
So are we too late in the day to get a Phil video? I wasn't expecting baking, but I was expecting something..
And of course who decides to chip in? :roll:
Image

oh look it's snowfall-

wait no, it's just the salt
Image

May none of these people win any of those bullshit awards. Already didn't want J&D to win shit because of exactly this shitty attitude they both have, but there's always room for more on my list of YouTubers I can't stand.

EDIT: BAKING VIDEO! Will Spooky Week be saved after all?

Re: Dan & Phil Part 29: Horton hears two b*tch ass liars

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2016 10:52 pm
by fancybum
I just heard Dan say the words Teach Me Dad to Phil and I can't even finish the video because I've got Halloween shit to go to right now but I look forward (???) to hearing people's thoughts on that. It made me feel weird and that's all I have time to say. Does the video get wilder than that? I'll find out in like 6 hours I guess fml.