Dan & Phil Part 79: calm down there bub

[glitterintheair]

Unrelated, but how cute was Phil's ig story? Calling Dan a 'baby rat'. Ugh, those two.

WHAT? i'm in class this is torture, i want to hear him call dan a baby rat.

Transcript:
P: 'What's a baby..rat called?'
D: 'A ratlet, I don't know.. what are you doing?!'
P: 'No, it's Dan!!"

[Ataraxia25]

Unrelated, but how cute was Phil's ig story? Calling Dan a 'baby rat'. Ugh, those two.

WHAT? i'm in class this is torture, i want to hear him call dan a baby rat.

Transcript:
P: 'What's a baby..rat called?'
D: 'A ratlet, I don't know.. what are you doing?!'
P: 'No, it's Dan!!"

i'm literally dead, i'm on the floor

[alittledizzy]

Just to immortalize the cuteness:

[hello9217]

Very cute ig story but why do they have to keep cutting their hair I love the longer quiff and the fluffy curls

[autumnhearth]

New shorn boys. I don’t care for the short styles either *but* Dan’s smiles/laughter were beautiful.

I watched the super spon vid in bed last night with the husband. We both kept saying “stop it Phil” “omg control yourself” etc. Looking back it was almost formulaic in it’s creation. Oh I have to spon the shop and tour and do an official app spon? Let’s get a ridiculous but innocently phallic object and make innuendos, lets buy something kawaii and have a soft moment, let’s bring back the vase joke. Cheers Phil!

I’m really bummed Lion is still not in stock. The husband is very aware I want the Corgi socks and has hopefully already ordered them. He actually showed me the email before Thanksgiving dinner at my parents yesterday. He suggested I make a post on Tumblr with the holiday card photo asking “deniers” (antis) to explain (he thinks it’s gayer than the dogs calendar and he thought that was super gay). I of course really want a signed card but do not want a jumper. The child wants a jumper but even the xxs will be big on him. What to do, what to do? I’m also temped by the old AmazingPhil and danisnotonfire tee on clearance in the world wide shop (for the kid) Hmm.

[alittledizzy]

Looking back it was almost formulaic in it’s creation. Oh I have to spon the shop and tour and do an official app spon? Let’s get a ridiculous but innocently phallic object and make innuendos, lets buy something kawaii and have a soft moment, let’s bring back the vase joke. Cheers Phil!

The formulaic part when it comes to selling us stuff is definitely what I liked least about it, but I'm still not really mad at it. They have a lot of shit going on so I'm happy to hand him a pass for one lazy concept.

Also I just appreciate how hard he went in on the dildo pickle aspect. Seriously, like. I know he went there already with the stress mushroom but he was determined to hammer in exactly how phallic that was. No 'whoops I'm too innocent to realize I said that' barest of acknowledgements in this video. Just bluntly staring at the camera and going, "This looks like something that should go up my ass, doesn't it?" to anyone who cares to watch.

[opendoor]

I liked the new Phil vid. I agree that he bought most/all that stuff for the vid, but it was funny, and I'll defs rewatch. I too liked the return of the vase joke. I thought he seemed to get more hyper as the vid went on, from the magical unicorn energy drink. Finally I liked his jumper, I know we've all said it 80 000 times but he is fiiiiine this year.

Not my favourite entry in the Things I Regret Buying series, but solid. I do find the spon-parts of videos get really boring on repeat-watches, so I'm glad Phil kept the Honey spon really brief.

Something about Dan's little uh-huh is making me so soft

The card is the most wholesome coupley thing I've ever seen, I felt a need to quote it cause I can't stop looking at it.

And I'm enjoying the is it ok to wear pajamas outside debate they're having.
"no but i regularly wear the slippers to buy milk and take the bins out which phil says is inappropriate" domestic shit like this is the best.

[fieldoflovers]

I'm so soft over the baby rat story it's not even funny

I also loved the phil video, he's so adorable and gay and funny and him in those hair lights is all I need(i wish the colouring was a little bit better when he turned the light off so we could see his beautiful face tho). I know a lot of people said it was "filler" but I don't really get that in terms of a youtube channel. In tv shows, a filler episode is a less impactful or important one than the others but all of phil's videos to me are on the same level of a pleasant distraction that are a nice escape from the world. We just had a heavy video with the hospital one and honestly I needed this palette cleanser and I'm glad we got it. I like phil's storytimes but it was hard for me to get through the last one it was a really heavy topic tbh.

Also the subtle aging up of phil's background was nice to see. There's less stuff and some of the stuff was darker and less cutsey in the last couple of videos.

[autumnhearth]

Looking back it was almost formulaic in it’s creation. Oh I have to spon the shop and tour and do an official app spon? Let’s get a ridiculous but innocently phallic object and make innuendos, lets buy something kawaii and have a soft moment, let’s bring back the vase joke. Cheers Phil!

The formulaic part when it comes to selling us stuff is definitely what I liked least about it, but I'm still not really mad at it. They have a lot of shit going on so I'm happy to hand him a pass for one lazy concept.

Also I just appreciate how hard he went in on the dildo pickle aspect. Seriously, like. I know he went there already with the stress mushroom but he was determined to hammer in exactly how phallic that was. No 'whoops I'm too innocent to realize I said that' barest of acknowledgements in this video. Just bluntly staring at the camera and going, "This looks like something that should go up my ass, doesn't it?" to anyone who cares to watch.

Oh I’m not upset at all. Though I forgot to mention in my last post that I often feel his reaction to cheese flavored things on camera is an over reaction and I’m well, over it.

I love all the stories we get from cabs. And Phil’s random games/quizzes/trolling. The correct answer of course is a pinky, but that was adorable. I imagine it’s too early for them to be leaving for Brazil. I know, they go other places. Airport was just my first thought when I saw Dan’s pink tinged tired eyes. Someone also pointed out their II themed jackets. Probably a coincidence, but I wonder if there are any more meetings or promotional things to prepare.

[wiccamoody]

Ahh Dan jumping on as a supportive bf for Phil's mega spon. I'm constantly tin-hatting moving and their forever home but I feel like the signs are all point towards it for 2019.

[liola]

My heart hurts so much, bursting with love for these two giant nerds that are so fucking into each other

[glitterintheair]

Dan didn't like the video and he claims to be Phil Trash #1? smh what a PHAKE

No but seriously, his spon is absolutely gross and I'm crying. I love it when he comments on Phil's vids, I feel him closer to us.

[wiccamoody]

I'm laughing so hard as people have also pointed out he has Phil turned off of notifications. Smh exposing himself and stripping himself of the Phil Trash #1 title. What a fake fan

[rizzo]

The "baby rat" bit was a cute and all, but those haircuts are tragic.

I also do not understand how they managed to once again land on matching hairstyles that sort of stick up in opposite directions. This was not the plan, boys!!!! Phil, please, slightly less Something-About-Mary, and Dan.... needs to go back his Chopstick Challenge hair.

I have a lot of hair-related feelings.

[ratlad]

i agree with the hair opinions, i know it shouldn't matter but i just......love those long curls..... also the voluminous quiff
baby rat made up for it though

[susan2]

Also, is it confirmed that the digital version of II will be available in late November?

I mean, the iTunes link says the release date is on Nov 26th so I assume so? It's really weird though, it's a whole 2 weeks before the physical copies ship (which means depending where you are it will be a lot before you get it). I'm confusion

Re-picking up this conversation from a few pages back....




[source]

This definitely looks to be the case, and if so is something they've really downplayed (/not mentioned directly that I can think of). I'm curious to see if they'll mention it directly before Monday, and also what the general reaction might be as I don't think a lot of people have picked up on this difference in release dates between the digital and physical copies (and perhaps if they had known this when purchasing they might have made a different choice ...or who knows maybe some people will even buy it twice now). I'd guess D+P's key objective was to sell the physical copies, and that might partly explain why there is no release date mentioned in their promo, and also why giving out Blu-Rays in Brazil isn't a big deal if it's already out in the world anyway. ...it would also show that they really did do a special deal with each and every outlet selling this - true businessmen

...did say December tho

Sidenote: (and I possibly just missed this previously but) this is an interesting old fact/figure I hadn't heard before

[alittledizzy]

@@susan2, thank you for bringing the receipts! I was so confused at how it seemed to obviously be giving a digital release date but they haven't mentioned it. Turns out they just... really haven't.

In other news, I'm watching Thomas Sanders' livestream and he just talked very warmly about Dan and Phil's tour. Nothing specific about the show, just saying that he really loved what they did and how they traveled everywhere and that's the kind of tour he wants to do.

[alittledizzy]

Is anyone else having an issue with being frequently signed out?

[wiccamoody]

I actually keep getting logged out on my phone (and nearly every time I've opened the site today tbh). It's weird because my desktop has been completely fine.

[glitterintheair]

Yeah, i keep getting logged out on my desktop (but not on my phone).

[kavat]

Ultimate floof, I approve.

[Ataraxia25]

i approuve too! i mean, dan is so beautiful in this story! is it even LEGAL to be this gorgeous while taking out the trash?

[alittledizzy]

This just makes me wanna know what chores Phil does exclusively, or almost exclusively, since it seems like Dan is on constat trash takeout and Tesco run duty.

[susan2]

This just makes me wanna know what chores Phil does exclusively, or almost exclusively, since it seems like Dan is on constat trash takeout and Tesco run duty.

mop

[alittledizzy]

This just makes me wanna know what chores Phil does exclusively, or almost exclusively, since it seems like Dan is on constat trash takeout and Tesco run duty.

mop

Oh no. You're right lmao. Poor Phil, poor mouse. I'm surprised he hasn't forced Dan to mop since then.