IDB

0.26 Straight into the product placement of Phils new merch. Dan is sassing Phil's countdown of one day.
1.08 Dan was the first so sign up to the newsletter
1.20 Slightly odd socks. Dan completely takes over the sales pitch even though he complained about the spon 0.2 seconds ago
2.22 King of lesbian
2.40 Hint of something grey and soft looking
3.07 The USA tour is over and we are all dying. 11 shows left and 71 shows done.
3.50 They've said goodbye to the tourbus. They didn't name it Princess, it was already called that.
4.00 Driver Gus was so sweet, they gave him an introvert hat as a memory
4.17 Phil: "Speaking of gangbangs drugs" Dan: "That's going to be taken out of context" They talk about the border control
4.37 Dan have a crush on border agent Chan who looked like Tadashi fron Big Hero 6. Dan loved Chan according to Phil
4.58 Someone in the chat wrote "dan your gay is showing" whitch Dan finds hilarious
5.37 Truth bombs are the only dangerous substances on this bus
5.56 They had a game of Chameleon going, I don't know why but the way Phil says that is so cute. They want to play it on the gaming channel but have no friends (come on, invite the merch team please!)
6.25 The next plane journey is 18,5 hours long
7.04 Phil is going to spend the rest of this week downloading things to his ipad. So apparently they leave the US later / at the end of the week?
7.15 Phil: "Everyone is telling me to watch The Greatest Showman, so I'll watch that" Dan: "We'll watch The Greatest Showman"
7.24 Dan ugly cried to Saving Mr Banks
7.43 Melbourne is a big big boi
8.10 Other shows that are left are in Asia. No mention of South America.
8.37 They had to do the ending twice because the confetti made hella mess
9.00 There was a crane camera that Phil tried to not look at, because he's so used to starring into the camera
9.10 Talk about foot and leg injuries and what caused the rumors of Dan breaking his ankle. They just fall over so much they can't keep track.
10.25 The LA venue had a video games room but they were to busy to enjoy it
10.47 "At least you won't get probed" I have no idea what this is refering to but they both agree
10.57 They had no time to do collabs in LA. Phil slid into Safiya Nygaard's DMs, she's his fave
11.30 They struggle a lot with how to pronounce poké and it's very cute
11.53 Okay right here is when Phil is describing what was in his bowl and Dan just looks so smitten? He's just starring, followed by a goofy smile and an eye brow raise at the camera. What the hell.
12.00 Calpico, fizzy milk soda (still sounds gross to me). Dan is defending Phil's idea of fizzy milk.
12.40 Phil is lactose intolerant but suffers through it, Dan giggles. He also counts up Phil's other allergies (coconut and chocolate)
13.10 No not everyones mouth burns from chocolate, jfc Phil
13.36 They'll let us know when and where to find the II show. It's going to be very easily available to lots of people. They are happy with how it turned out.
14.15 They played shuffleboard in Seattle. Phil likes pool but Dan is not into it.
15.07 Someone in the chat says that shuffleboard is the worst. Phil: "Take that back, don't insult my son"
15.22 Talk about The Cube, a brittish game show
15.52 The airport thing, Phil finds it so funny that they thought Dan was so young
16.10 But then Phil questions Dans actual age and this bit is so funny and cute, I can't handle it (I relate though because I can't remember my own age. Once I reached 26 it turned into a blur).
16.48 Phil's airport guy was not flirting with him, he just had the same name
17.43 Phil: "They could probe me if I fist bumped them"
18:10 What's an impala and do they have hooves
19.02 Plans for the plane: The Greatest Showman, Big Little Lies (so Phil can talk to his mum about it), Micki Ninaj, Dark Tourist, some Queer Eye, The Staircase
20.25 "Is there a phrase for when something is really uncommon but when you mention it on the internet someone pops out like um actually" yeah I think it's something about statistics and probabilty of a large audience Danny boy
21.00 Overcooked was an entire roller coaster of emotions
21.25 New sims wednesday or thursday. They Crossed A Line. Dan's in Phil merch.
21.58 Another video, a game they've played a few times but something happens and now they won't play it again. Or will they? A finale. Might be sexual. The other one has piercings. I'm lost. Is it the return of Dream daddy?
22.36 Dan just fully flops into Phil's lap for no reason
22.50 Glasses and eye sight talk. Someone has -12, because statistics.
23.45 They can drag someone into the live show on Rize. You can opt out in the settings.
25.00 Next time will be a live truth bombs feat. audience. The question is How will Dan and Phil die. Stepping one foot apart is a valid answer.
25.50 They can't figure out what time it will be. Keep an eye on twitter.
26.34 Australia is fake, it's a meme. They are in on the conspiracy.
26.57 Pop up shop in Melbourne and Sydney, it's gonna be litty
27.40 The last 30 seconds is just Phil trying to figure out how to close the app like the dad he is.

At like 16:50 when Phil starts telling the story Dan does an eyeroll sort of thing


looks at the camera and becomes acutely aware of the thousands of eyes watching him


and decides this is the most appropriate expression to put on his face


still doesn't seem real amused though