Dan & Phil Part 29: Horton hears two b*tch ass liars

[SquishPhan]

Yes! This was such a good vid and everything that I want from Spooky Week. Hope the next two vids are also going to be good, though it will be hard to top this one.

Lol at Phil's "a plain person in the streets, a vampire cat in the sheets" So a lot of biting and scratching then?

Oh yeah lots of biting and scratching.

[nephilimcat]

Fucking finally! This is what I expect from spooky week: a scary game that Deppy are interested in and some mild bants. I hope this won't be the only actual spooky game they'll upload. I got jumpscared a few times and that shaft actually made me feel uneasy. The nightvision gives it such a nice creepy vibe. That ending made me laugh though, they're just cutting his dick in half, ouch
Poor Phil, he seemed so scared, I just want to give him a hug Dan, you better did that, since I wasn't able to!

[ohgod]

Well that was entertaining! Best vid so far for this spooky week. Lol at Phil's "a plain person in the streets, a vampire cat in the sheets" So a lot of biting and scratching then?

Any ideas for tomorrow's vid based on the hint?

A lot of people seem to be guessing yandere simulator...which would make sense if you consider Dan's other tweet about the next game being significantly less scary.

I hope outlast isn't their only seriously scary game this spooky week....imo the best spooky week videos are ones like this (PT is still my all time favorite, but outlast was 10x better than fnaf and sonic)

[tylerrjoseph]

I was watching that bs video of "what your eye colour says about you"
and at 0.52 for brown eyes... who is that?! ahah you can never escape

t h e r e i s n o e s c a p e

[Philena]

Ain't nobody looking at your vampire cats, Philly.
Great video! So glad to finally get a proper scary one.

[tylerrjoseph]

yes !!! YES !! i LOVED this video! they both seemed so genuinely scared and dan wasn't being obnoxious. this totally caught spooky week's hand right before it tripped into a ditch or something.
i got so shook by this game that i managed to whack my head on my bedframe and also crack my phone the slightest bit more but it was worth it. did anyone else notice the jumpscare timestamps in the comments were off or was that just me? anyways i ended up watching the whole video w/o knowing when the jumpscares were coming. i feel proud.
also in the beginning when phil lifted his leg and dan looked him up and down someone gif it because that needs to be my new signature
any ideas on what the next video might be? dan said it'll be a lot less scary, hopefully it'll still be good though.



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bumping my question about a second wedding pic lol, pls do tell if you know where it is/can send it to me/p much know anything about it

[bantstrash]

So Phil was just wearing underwear right? He said shorts but that was just underwear right?

Right?

Right?

[hannah]

So this is going around twitter,

Apparently they found it on instagram and its a dapgo leak?? idk but it'd sure be helpful to find the original post

[pilotlight]

That was great. A properly scary game that they were both into.
Also, Phil's reaction to the pile of dead kid bodies (and the "squelching")...Same, dude. Same.

[SquishPhan]

So this is going around twitter,

Apparently they found it on instagram and its a dapgo leak?? idk but it'd sure be helpful to find the original post

Doesn't really look real to me, but I guess we will find out when DAPGO is released.

[mio]

Enjoyed the video! I was totally creeped out by that.

Though I still think that games or movies that are more of the quiet mind-fuck kind are way scarier than violent blood-splatter like this. The PT video is still the creepiest thing ever and I have a hard time getting through it because it's so disturbing. Maybe that's what Dan was talking about at the end when he rated it?

Also what the hell is this yandere simulator that everybody has been urging them to play in the comments since the beginning of time??

OT: The new pewdiepie video is interesting because he talks about stuff like how his humor changed while he still has a very young audience who might not get it (2:25), and also (kinda relevant for spookyweek and the previous discussion here) playing games that he doesn't enjoy e.g. FNAF (4:27 - around 7:45)

[ccgs]

Phil: Plain in the streets, vampire-cat in the sheets.
Dan: That implies we're having sex with people
Phil: Oh..
Um

[Galactic-Howell]

Phil: Plain in the streets, vampire-cat in the sheets.
Dan: That implies we're having sex with people
Phil: Oh..
Um

Key word being people

[kuensukki]

Hello everyone!

I finally caught up with spooky week and I have to say I'm still not genuinely spooked. This video was good, better then the rest for sure, but I found myself laughing more then screaming. They tend to focus on weird, unimportant details when they play which takes away from the atmosphere. Like that scene when theyre looking at the school lunch menu; that part had me cracking up but took away from the tense, spooky atmosphere.

Phil in shorts
Also his comment of running crotch first into a cactus Also poor Philly was so scared, like he had his hand around his face just squealing and I wanted to jump through the screen and make him a hot chocolate :therethere:

I was dying at Dan's little sass-marks about how the game was "already scarier then fnaf and sonic" he really didn't like playing those games. Also he looked really cute at the end when he laughed and full dimpled. If you study their faces they both turn the exact same shade of red (Sad we didn't get any arm gripping or jumping onto each others laps )

Overall was the best of the week but I enjoy PT Silent Hill much more because it seemed more tense and the atmosphere and game were terrifying

Phil: Plain in the streets, vampire-cat in the sheets.
Dan: That implies we're having sex with people
Phil: Oh..
Um

I hear "when you're having sex with people"

[000dia000]

So this is going around twitter,

Apparently they found it on instagram and its a dapgo leak?? idk but it'd sure be helpful to find the original post

I'm mildly concerned.

1. Okay, if this is real-
me: ashkjhgjdsfj;khdlfjkhsjkdfhdsljkfhslfjk

2. IF THIS IS REAL:
I'm concerned how this is the only one leaked? Is this seriously the only interesting photo in DAPGO? Really? Were they really that restrictive on personal photos that they threw in this last minute pic to sauce it up??

[trashqueen]

YESSS THIS VIDEO WAS EVERYTHING I WANTED AND MORE

here are my timestamps bc it deserved them

0:15 those are briefs don't lie to me
1:20 aww outlast throwback, i love that video
1:44 'woof'
2:40 'what's an impossible murder' i have the same question phil
3:07 sonic.exe shade
4:07 'that's me everyday' same
4:34 hashtag spon
4:57 synchronized 'we're wasting the batteries'
6:24 i love phil's horrified face
7:50 'help me'
7:20 'shuffle back to you shame cave or i put you in the internet'
9:33 'this is horrifying' i love scared deppy
9:40 i love how dan starts laughing and moving the mouse when he gets jump scared
11:20 synchronized 'satAnas', guys it's pronounced 'satanAs'
12:08 'some realistic swatting going on'
12:58 their faces during this whole part lmao
13:10 'can video games have a pile of burned child corpses'
13:30 'good christian kids in your school' foreshadowing lmao
13:47 let the well puns commence
14:40 you could see this jumpscare coming from a mile away
16:05 'i spat on the screen' 'thank you for cleaning that'
16:50 random singing, i'll take it
17:10 dan's voice when he said 'you decided' wasn't his Filming A Video voice imo
17:50 'i hit my hand on the desk' of course he did
19:00 they are so good at paying attention to details!!! this is why it frustrates me so much that they won't play more 'serious' games on the gaming channel, they are really good at it while at the same time being way more entertaining to watch than say markiplier (sidenote if you want to see the complete opposite of paying attention to details try watching joey graceffa or emma blackery play life is strange they are so bad i felt physical pain)
20:00 their faces during the music box bit lmao i love them
20:42 big jumpscare with a lot of arm flailing
22:15 common themes in this year's spooky week, static and shafts
24:22 'let's go the right way this time' they totes looked up online where they had to run to and also probably edited out a shit ton of getting lost bc in every other video i've watched it took people a lot more time and a lot more dying to get it right
25:30 more horrified dan laughing and quiet but equally horrified phil
26:09 i agree with dan, that's why pt was more scary

Also what the hell is this yandere simulator that everybody has been urging them to play in the comments since the beginning of time??

basically it's a game where you play a school girl that wants so murder the girl that has a crush on her crush so she can date him instead but there's a lot of other things you can do (all to do with murdering people), but it's not scary at all, just disturbing, i don't feel like it belongs in spooky week so i'm gonna be dissapointed if they play it now

[crash[]]

So this is going around twitter,

Apparently they found it on instagram and its a dapgo leak?? idk but it'd sure be helpful to find the original post

https://www.instagram.com/p/BMHtANyAKUZ/

A Walmart broke the street date, according to the OP. Who wants to take one for the team and check their Walmarts?

Screencap for preservation

[000dia000]

So this is going around twitter,

Apparently they found it on instagram and its a dapgo leak?? idk but it'd sure be helpful to find the original post

https://www.instagram.com/p/BMHtANyAKUZ/

A Walmart broke the street date, according to the OP. Who wants to take one for the team and check their Walmarts?

I just noticed in the upper right hand corner, the text, in particular the word "Rude"my guess being that if this is real that it is Dan saying something like "Rude, they're my clothes, Philly. Oh you."
OP didn't have money to buy the book so took this picture while in store which makes sense in-context why there aren't any other pictures but is fishy in itself lol
still, if it was fake, the words in the top right-hand corner is an interesting thing to consider

[Artdefines06]

I makes me sad that a thing another thing they were excited to reveal was spoiled. Is there no sanctity anymore? I hope they sue the pants off walmart for...idk something. Angry DM's for everyone today.

then again I'm not getting my book until the 15th at the event so, its going to be spoiled to death for me anyway lol.

[papierklemmen]

yassssssss this video saved the spooky week for me. although we have to wait for the rest of the videos cause it might turn out to be just one #spookyday among mediocre shit.

glad to see dan being invested and phil scared. surprisingly i wasn't that scared... probably because i wasn't the one playing it. also GREAT START with some phil skin i rate his bare thigh 5 out of 5

RE pewd's video - that's his content, that's his humour, that's his schtick. the guy puts out videos every day and i love his honest feedbacks on games,youtube,stuff in general. (could have done without the frequent slurs though. stop) it's different from deppy's happy-go-lucky 1 upload a month gaming channel where we're promised something exciting but isntead get annoyed and bored dan. nuh-uh.

[flarequake]

That was fun, good to have some real spooks and both of them scared. Phil was adorably cute, he gets all the hugs. Also here for him whacking his legs out It's hard to tell if those are just quite short shorts or if he was actually sitting there in just his pants. I got quite into the game, I wanted to see what else happened, though maybe that's it for the demo.

[000dia000]

This video was so much better than the last two.
I realize now that deppy perform well when they are given good content to "bant" off of. In the case of Undertale/game like this, that is a serious, put-together, story-based material they are able to find inspiration from it, or in the case of the Sim's be able to create and interact with the character and setting effectively. In the case of FNAF which was a slow burn and did not suit their short, quick style was not developed well and the Sonic Video was just insulting, it was meant to be a bit of light humour but as Dan put it, it was just some random jps stuck into a game, nothing interesting about it. Honestly, all Deppy need is a game they like, that inspire or intrigue them and it's not asking for much. Most videos that are poor are flash game videos or sponsored videos...and I wonder why???

[helvetica]

OT: The new pewdiepie video is interesting because he talks about stuff like how his humor changed while he still has a very young audience who might not get it (2:25), and also (kinda relevant for spookyweek and the previous discussion here) playing games that he doesn't enjoy e.g. FNAF (4:27 - around 7:45)

in the end felix talked about how he was grateful that his audience allows him to experiment and try new stuff ,even if it doesn't work, and i think that not having that support might be one of main fears/ why they don't post a lot/ why most of the stuff they do is "tradition"
i wish they took more of the idgaf attitude that pewdiepie has and went with it

[anathema]

Phil: Plain in the streets, vampire-cat in the sheets.
Dan: That implies we're having sex with people
Phil: Oh..
Um

Dan actually said "What are you even implying, Phil? That you're a vampire cat when you're having sex with people?"

Also there was one part in the video where one of their phones started to ring and there was a jump cut right after it? Not particularly interesting I just found it funny. But I can't find it now

[Skeletorsrighthand]

finally genuine screams of terror more..hmm..more
I wonder whats next what do you guys think ?