Dan & Phil Part 102: crisis twinks

[laurenbacall]

i'm sure that someone's said it before but my god sophie and pj look alike

[alittledizzy]

i'm sure that someone's said it before but my god sophie and pj look alike

They totally do!

Also, my kingdom for a Phil and PJ collab? Or an all four of them collab. Imagine the hilarity of PJ and Sophie having to play the phan version of Cards Against Humanity.

[shan]

I'd give anything for a collab. All four would be 10/10 but a Phil and PJ only one would be amazing too. Also, I don't know if everyone's been rushing to rewatch their truth bombs video or something but it was at the top of my recommended today

[alittledizzy]

I'd give anything for a collab. All four would be 10/10 but a Phil and PJ only one would be amazing too. Also, I don't know if everyone's been rushing to rewatch their truth bombs video or something but it was at the top of my recommended today

lmaooo ok I have to admit I totally did rewatch it yesterday.

[sarmstr2]

During his Twitch stream today, PJ said he had a great time with Dan and Phil and got to see their new place. He also mentioned playing Wingspan with them.

[alittledizzy]

You know what would be a great April Fool's day prank?

If Dan just used social media like he did in 2017. Just for 24 hours.

Instagram stories. A tumblr queue. Tweet and reply to a ton of people. Like a bunch of stuff. An ig grid post. Maybe even through up a danisnotinteresting video.

[kavat]

The real joke would be if he posted that candle haul he promised years ago

[Levitating]

I cannot believe they are together. Like, if we take it as a given, regardless of confirmation or ambiguity, I cannot believe it is true in the sense that it appears incredible and amazing how two strangers from the internet could end up building this long lasting relationship in the midst of an online career, scrutiny but most of all pressure.

It's incredible. How did they do it? It's amazing.

Is this my brain making jokes on me? Must be.

[cheetopapi]

so they really decided to prank us by doing literally doing nothing this year?
do i hate it? yes very much.
is it kind of genius? also yes.

just think about it, everyone expecting dnpg or something else only to get dead silence.

[Catallena]

I expect nothing and yet I'm still let down.

Phil continued eating his way through Europe though. Highlight is him saying he loves a good nut. Don't we all...

[alittledizzy]

There's like 2% of me that's thinking what if they post something at 11:59 pm their time.

But 98% of me is just scrubbing the clown face makeup off.

[phancon]

i'm disappointed but not surprised tbh.

also, phil's food shorts kinda make me wish they were all just combined in a longer video, but that could just be me being old and annoyed i have to keep clicking on the next one lol

[alittledizzy]

i'm disappointed but not surprised tbh.

also, phil's food shorts kinda make me wish they were all just combined in a longer video, but that could just be me being old and annoyed i have to keep clicking on the next one lol

I do really hate the shorts that are separate parts. Especially when posted all at once. If I didn't love Phil so much I seriously wouldn't bother.

[alittledizzy]

YESSSSSSSS

Also catch them using affordable shampoo that Target sells. Also catch me... definitely about to try it next time I need to buy shampoo. Who can spy exactly which ones they have?

[Catallena]

Phannies: plz sirs, can we get another glimpse of the forever home??
Phil: Here are our bathroom tiles.

Perfect

I think the first two are Faith In Nature Aloe Vera and the other one Lemon & Tea Tree.

[LadyLackless]

forever home shower cubicle being bigger than my actual bathroom

[Catallena]

I demand justice for the Haribo Cola Bottle which clearly belongs in S tier.

[kavat]

I was going to side eye him for putting cherry cola over cola but then i remembered that no, that tracks

[starsandshards]

I'm disappointed all the milky/creamy ones are being rated so highly. Gross, Phil.

[kavat]

So it seems like they have been on a twitter break. Dan hasn't tweeted since the deleted tweet on feb 25th and last liked feb 27th. Phil tweeted on march 10th and last liked on march 20th, until today.

I'm hoping that the like today means that he's back on twitter. Who knows about Dan though, that man is a ghost.

[alittledizzy]

Community post!

HELLO CACTOADS

Hope you're well.
Here's a news bulletin from London
presented by me (just imagine i'm wearing a snazzy suit)

DUN DUN *BONG*

New AmazingPhil video very soon! My camera is set up NOW and my face will pop up on your screens next week. It's a sequel to a video I filmed last year.. I think? Or the year before? idk time has no meaning since 2019

DUN DUN *BONG*

In the weather, London was visited by a huge cloud of Saharan sand which completely covered every surface. I wanted to scoop it all into one corner of the garden and call it a beach but then it rained and turned to mud and I'm not sure if a pile of red mud counts as a beach?

DUN DUN *BONG*

My health wasn't doing great in March due to ongoing dizzy spells but I feel like I've improved a bit this week which is a relief! Maybe the cure was hot cross buns all along. I've found a really helpful ENT doctor (Ear nose + throat) and he's booked me in for some intense ear related dizzy tests which are happening soon. I am imagining this involves spinning me in various directions on an office chair and seeing if I can detect some ASMR whispering. FUN TIMES! As I said before, don't worry about me as I know it's nothing serious but just a bit of a mildly annoying issue that is taking a while to figure out. I did make some shorts in the meantime though if you want to jog over to lessamazingphil for some controversial takes about bottle sweets.

DUN DUN *BONG*

I've been having fun with the new Kirby game on Switch! It looks mildly painful when inhaling an entire car but I thank that lil round pink.. ball? alien? for his service. I'd recommend it 100%!

DUN DUN *BONG*

Here's movie reviewer Phil with an update of what he's been watching

Malignant - slow start into WTF IS HAPPENING WHY?? ACTUALLY BONKERS?
Turning Red - Incredible! 10/10 best Pixar in ages.

*BONG*

Ok i'm off - have a spectacular weekend
Phil
eep

[Catallena]

Dizzy issues again huh? Bad enough for him to basically write off the entire month of March. Even if it's nothing serious, I imagine it's dreadful to deal with and not even know why it's happening and how to prevent it. I really hope for Phil that they're able to figure something out soon.

[Susanisnotafish]

I really hope his video is going to be another tour of his plants. I wonder if we’ll get a story time video about the upcoming ear tests.

[alittledizzy]

Considering Phil's penchant for downplaying anything he thinks we might have a strong reaction to (see: being so lowkey about pinof ending that we didn't even widely Get It until they clarified) I'm guessing him not making content for March and actually saying it's because of his health means it was actually a pretty fucking shitty month health wise. I believe him when he says it's not "serious" as in he means it isn't life threatening, but it doesn't have to be terminal to be debilitating, you know? Especially if it's a chronic pain or issue he's been dealing with for like a year now.

I'm excited to see what the next video is for sure, either way.

[Catallena]

Yeah, when he says 'not serious' he means it's not a brain tumor or anything like that. But otherwise, it's still serious enough that he has trouble functioning like normal. It's a pity none of the things they've tried like giving up on coffee seem to have worked, but I hope they find a cause and a way for Phil to deal with it better asap.

In holy-shit-what-is-time-omg-we-are-all-dying news, @decadeofdnp on Twitter posted about it being 10 years since Yer A Wizard Dan was uploaded. Happy anniversary to the softest I Hate You that I've ever heard.